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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} What's this on TV? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} The football event of the season! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I thought the Superbowl was in January. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} This is the All-Pro, Fan's-Pick, Sportswriter's Most-Envied Players Bowl! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Are you still brushing your teeth? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Howwible tashe in mah mouf. Dear mother of God! I remember it all now! IT's the taste of new Duff! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} So...? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} How can you just stand there saying "So?" For years I've let a good friend into my mouth... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Ew... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ..and now I've been betrayed, betrayed! I won't rest until I've corrected this wrong and brought Duff back to It's former glory! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I'll call the plant. How much time off will you need? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} This is quest, Marge! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} [SIGH] Three weeks then. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} It's over. Another of my favorite things in the worl ...ruined. New Duff. New James Bond. New Maytag repairman. Can't they leave the old world alone? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Why don't you just drink another kind of beer? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I grew up on Duff. Everything else is just sudsy belly-wash. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Howard K. Duff]]}} Mamba jamba peepeeoolah! Do-doodah! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Howard K. Duff! Is that really you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Howard K. Duff}} It's me, all right. I was abandoned here five months ago when Globoil decided to change the formula for Duff Beer. Now these people worship me like a God. I ahve no idea why. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Surly Duff]]}} Abandoned? We were told you went missing. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Duffman]]}} Duffman smells a corporate rat! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} They said you became an environmentalist and were lost in the Watagonian rain forest. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Howard K. Duff}} Environmentalist?! Ha! I drove an SUV that ran on whale tears! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Ahhh.... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} So everything is back to normal. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} You brought back Howard K. Duff VII, he rallied the stock holders, they ousted Globoil from ownership of the brewery... ..and the original formula of Duff Beer was restored. Not to mention that Mr. Duff gave you a lifetime supply of beer. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Nice summary, Lisa. and you forgot... ...I brought Bart home a little friend! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hey! Cut it out! That hurts! Mom! | |
Revision as of 12:11, May 13, 2021
- Lisa: What's this on TV?
- Homer: The football event of the season!
- Lisa: I thought the Superbowl was in January.
- Bart: This is the All-Pro, Fan's-Pick, Sportswriter's Most-Envied Players Bowl!
- Marge: Are you still brushing your teeth?
- Homer: Howwible tashe in mah mouf. Dear mother of God! I remember it all now! IT's the taste of new Duff!
- Marge: So...?
- Homer: How can you just stand there saying "So?" For years I've let a good friend into my mouth...
- Marge: Ew...
- Homer: ..and now I've been betrayed, betrayed! I won't rest until I've corrected this wrong and brought Duff back to It's former glory!
- Marge: I'll call the plant. How much time off will you need?
- Homer: This is quest, Marge!
- Marge: [SIGH] Three weeks then.
- Homer: It's over. Another of my favorite things in the worl ...ruined. New Duff. New James Bond. New Maytag repairman. Can't they leave the old world alone?
- Marge: Why don't you just drink another kind of beer?
- Homer: I grew up on Duff. Everything else is just sudsy belly-wash.
- Howard K. Duff: Mamba jamba peepeeoolah! Do-doodah!
- Homer: Howard K. Duff! Is that really you?
- Howard K. Duff: It's me, all right. I was abandoned here five months ago when Globoil decided to change the formula for Duff Beer. Now these people worship me like a God. I ahve no idea why.
- Surly Duff: Abandoned? We were told you went missing.
- Duffman: Duffman smells a corporate rat!
- Homer: They said you became an environmentalist and were lost in the Watagonian rain forest.
- Howard K. Duff: Environmentalist?! Ha! I drove an SUV that ran on whale tears!
- Homer: Ahhh....
- Marge: So everything is back to normal.
- Lisa: You brought back Howard K. Duff VII, he rallied the stock holders, they ousted Globoil from ownership of the brewery... ..and the original formula of Duff Beer was restored. Not to mention that Mr. Duff gave you a lifetime supply of beer.
- Homer: Nice summary, Lisa. and you forgot... ...I brought Bart home a little friend!
- Bart: Hey! Cut it out! That hurts! Mom!
