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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, according to today's newspaper it's "take your daugheter to work day" today! And since you've got two daughters... | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} What a rip! You mean, Lisa gets the day off, Maggie gets sprung out of the house... but I get stuck with Springfield Elementary School's same ol' same ol'? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Gee, dad, I'm really interested in seeing in The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Then see it you shall, Lisa! And you, too, li'l Maggie! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Okay, Li'l Maggie... here's a picture of your favorite person to keep you smiling... and to help keep me goofing off! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} And what is the one's name, Smithers? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Um, Homer Simpson, sir. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Ah yes... Simpkins! Happy "allow your vile offspring to interrupt production" day! ANd who is this she certainly looks familiar... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Uh-oh! What if Mr. Burns recognizes Maggie? She once nearly shot him to death! Er.... this is my daighter Maggie, Mr. Burns! But you've never met her before! And I can assure you, she hardly ever carries any firearms! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Hey, check it out, guys... a dozen fresh lard lad donuts—the deluxe assortment, too! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Wow! That means two with sprinkles... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ...and a buttermilk cruller [GLAAAH!] | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Carl}} Hey, all the meltdown alarms have stopped! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lenny}} And all of the meter reading have dropped back to normal! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Yeah, but that one cruller i'll never taste! [SIGH!] | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} So, did you learn anything new today, Lisa? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Yes, I learned that I'm going to have to resort to more subersive tactics if I ever hope to effect any significant changes in our society! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} That's nice honey... | |
Revision as of 07:17, May 13, 2021
- Marge: Homer, according to today's newspaper it's "take your daugheter to work day" today! And since you've got two daughters...
- Bart: What a rip! You mean, Lisa gets the day off, Maggie gets sprung out of the house... but I get stuck with Springfield Elementary School's same ol' same ol'?
- Lisa: Gee, dad, I'm really interested in seeing in The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant!
- Homer: Then see it you shall, Lisa! And you, too, li'l Maggie!
- Homer: Okay, Li'l Maggie... here's a picture of your favorite person to keep you smiling... and to help keep me goofing off!
- Mr. Burns: And what is the one's name, Smithers?
- Waylon Smithers: Um, Homer Simpson, sir.
- Mr. Burns: Ah yes... Simpkins! Happy "allow your vile offspring to interrupt production" day! ANd who is this she certainly looks familiar...
- Homer: Uh-oh! What if Mr. Burns recognizes Maggie? She once nearly shot him to death! Er.... this is my daighter Maggie, Mr. Burns! But you've never met her before! And I can assure you, she hardly ever carries any firearms!
- Carl Carlson: Hey, check it out, guys... a dozen fresh lard lad donuts—the deluxe assortment, too!
- Lenny Leonard: Wow! That means two with sprinkles...
- Homer: ...and a buttermilk cruller [GLAAAH!]
- Carl: Hey, all the meltdown alarms have stopped!
- Lenny: And all of the meter reading have dropped back to normal!
- Homer: Yeah, but that one cruller i'll never taste! [SIGH!]
- Homer: So, did you learn anything new today, Lisa?
- Lisa: Yes, I learned that I'm going to have to resort to more subersive tactics if I ever hope to effect any significant changes in our society!
- Homer: That's nice honey...
