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:'''Krusty:''' ''[chuckles]'' I gotta steal that bit.
 
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Moe, look over there! (as a distraction)
 
:'''[[Moe]]:''' What? What am I looking at? I don't see nothing. I'm gonna stop looking soon… What? What, is that it?
 
:(Homer walks into [[Moe's Tavern]])
 
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Hey Moe, can I look, too?
 
:'''Moe:''' Sure, but it'll cost ya.
 
:'''Homer:''' My wallet's in the car.
 
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:'''Moe:''' He is so stupid. And now back to the wall.
 
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:'''Krusty:''' Ugh, 35 years in show business and already no one remembers me, just like what's-his-name and whose-it, and you know that guy, always wore a shirt?
 
:'''Bart:''' Ed Sullivan?
 
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:'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]:''' Here's your taco, mister. Oops, I dropped it in the fryer. I'll get it out. Ow. Oooow! Ooow! Oow!
 
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:'''Bart:''' I didn't know you knew [[Luke Perry]].
 
:'''Krusty:''' Pffp, know him?! He's my worthless half-brother.
 
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' He's a big TV star.
 
:'''Krusty:''' Yeah, on [[FOX|Fox]]. (Sticks out tongue)
 
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:'''[[Reverend Lovejoy]]:''' Everyone is saying "[[Gabbo]] this" and "Gabbo that" – but no one is saying "Worship this" and "Jericho that".
 
:'''[[Jasper]]:''' What's this about Gabbo?
 
  
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:'''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]''': I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think there's a li'l al-key-hol in this punch.
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:'''[[Charles Montgomery Burns|Mr. Burns]]''': ''[Seeing a son kiss his father on the cheek]'' Awww... That's the kind of family unity I like to see. Smithers, get that man's name. I predict big things for him down at the power plant.
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:'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': Quick, Bart, give me a kiss.
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:'''Homer''': I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
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:'''Homer''': When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
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:''[The Simpsons peer through a dining room window, watching another family happily eating dinner together.]''
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:'''Homer''': Look at that, kids! No fighting, no yelling.
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:'''Bart''': No belching.
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:'''[[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]''': That dad has a shirt on!
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:'''Marge''': Look, napkins!
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Season Episode Quotes
003 "Homer's Odyssey"

"Abbot"
"Bart the General" 005


Marge: I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think there's a li'l al-key-hol in this punch.


Mr. Burns: [Seeing a son kiss his father on the cheek] Awww... That's the kind of family unity I like to see. Smithers, get that man's name. I predict big things for him down at the power plant.
Homer: Quick, Bart, give me a kiss.
Bart: Kiss you? But, Dad, I'm your kid!
Homer: Bart, please. Five bucks for a kiss.




Homer: I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
Marge: Well maybe we should move to a larger community.
Homer: D'oh!




Homer: When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!




[The Simpsons peer through a dining room window, watching another family happily eating dinner together.]
Homer: Look at that, kids! No fighting, no yelling.
Bart: No belching.
Lisa: That dad has a shirt on!
Marge: Look, napkins!
Bart: These people are obviously freaks.


Season 1 Quotes
Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire Bart the Genius Homer's Odyssey There's No Disgrace Like Home Bart the General Moaning Lisa The Call of the Simpsons The Telltale Head Life on the Fast Lane Homer's Night Out The Crepes of Wrath Krusty Gets Busted Some Enchanted Evening