Difference between revisions of "Chili Chili Bang Bang/Quotes"

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Ralph: Don't feel bad, daddy. The kids at school laugh at me, too!

Clancy Wiggum: Really? Why?

Ralph: Because you're my daddy!

Clancy Wiggum: [SIGH]

Clancy Wiggum: Look at me! I'm a disgrace to the uniform.

Wiggle Puppy: Oh, I wouldn't say that!

Clancy Wiggum: Sweet Kojak's ghost! is that you Wiggle Puppy?

Wiggle Puppy: It sure is! I'm your spirit guide! Follow me!

Clancy Wiggum: Aw, my spirit quest takes palce in a sewer?

Wiggle Puppy: No, this is where bathtub drains ends up. Your spirit quest starts when you climb that ladder.

Clancy Wiggum: Say, if you're a spirit animal, does that mean you're all knowing?

Wiggle Puppy: Yes! Do you have a question? The meaing of life, perhaps?

Clancy Wiggum: What was The Matrix about? I didn't get that movie at all.

Wiggle Puppy: Oh... hi, Johnny. How's your night going?

Spirit guide: It's been a rough one. I had to lead this really dumb fat guy on his quest!

Wiggle Puppy: I hear that!

Spirit guide: See yout at the next spirit animal union meeting?

Wiggle Puppy: Yep, I say no more spirit quests unil we get a dental plan!

Clancy Wiggum: Your daddy's a hero, Ralphie!

Ralph: Horray! Do you want to hear a story about Wiggle Puppy?

Clancy Wiggum: No!

Ralph: Oh.

Clancy Wiggum: This time, Ill tell you a story about him!

Ralph: Yay!