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Revision as of 17:24, March 13, 2020
- Dr. Colossus: Perhaps one of these might frame your face. Let's try them on.
- Milhouse: Sure thing, Doctor-- ...Colossus!
- Dr. Colossus: Oh, don't look so shocked I earned my doctorate degree in optometry! In fact, the profits from my eyeglass business fund all my villainous exploits! For example, I have been working on an experimental compound known as "Visionarium." Traces of it have found their way onto this particular pair of glasses and would give the wearer superhuman abilities!
- Milhouse: Howdy, Lisa. Want me to carry that super heavy book for you?
- Lisa: No thanks, Milhouse. I can manage.
- Milhouse: An empowered woman. I like it.
- Nelson: Or maybe, nerdlinger, the lady wants me to help her.
- Milhouse: Ha! That'll be the day!
- Lisa: Sorry, Milhouse. You don't turn down that kind of an offer. Plus, Nelson doesn't wear glasses!
- Dolph: Biclops is here? He has level of coolness that we two-eyed kids can only dream of!
- Kearney: I wish I wore glasses! Four eyes are way better than two!
- Lisa: How can we ever repay you?
- Biclops: Save your tears of joy, Lisa. I'd rather you keep your eyes moist with a quality saline solution.
