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Revision as of 17:22, March 13, 2020
- Marge: I can't believe it. The jury didn't even deliberate. They just ook a vote right in the courtroom, Your father will spend the next twenty years in prison.
- Patty: Cheer up, Marge. He'll never do twenty years. He'll get shivved in the shower long before then. Or the exercise yard.
- Selma: Or the laundry.
- Patty: Or burned alive in his cell.
- Selma: Or get ground glass put in his food.
- Marge: Aw hoo hoo hoo!
- Jimbo: Hey Simpson!
- Bart: Uh-oh.
- Jimbo: Is it true your old man is in jail?
- Bart: Um... yes?
- Jimbo: So's my old man.
- Kearney: My dad too.
- Dolph: My mom and my dad.
- Bart: Oh.
- Jimbo: Is he doin' hard time?
- Bart: Life without parole. For terrorism.
- Dolph: Man...
- Bart: Nuclear terrorism!
- Kearney: Awesome.
- Homer: Gaaag! Lok at this guy's hair! Ah ha ha ha!
- Sideshow Bob: Homer Simpson?
- Homer: You know me? You must have seen my trail on TV.
- Sideshow Bob: You don't remember me?
- Homer: I'd remember that hair, pal.
- Sideshow Bob: I'm Sideshow Bob. Your son is responsible for me being here. And I have dedicated my life to his destruction.
- Homer: Oh, yeah. Well, that kid is a nuisance.
- Sideshow Bob: So, you're comfortable sharing an eight by ten room with me for the rest of our lives?
- Homer: Heck, you've had your hands around his throat almost as much as I have.
- Frank Grimes, Jr.: You can't escape me any more than you can escape the past!
- Homer: Who are you?
- Frank Grimes, Jr.: I'm Frank Grimes, Jr.! My father was Frank Grimes! I was sent to prision for trying to avenge his death at your hand! Remember? You still don't know me, Homer?
- Homer: I've had a lot going on. Who can rembmer all this stuff?
