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Troy McClure: Good afternoon, everyone -- I'm Troy McClure! You probably remember me from such films as "Three Men andd a Nuke," and the smash-hit instrucational video, "Kiss your butt Goodbye: Post-Meltdown Emergency Producers!" Before we start our show, let's have a big hand for our sponsor, Montgomery Burns!
Sound: Clap clap clap
Mr. Burns: Wretched oi pollo! Smithers, get the namnes of those who failed to applaud and see that their electric rates are raised immediately!
Waylon Smithers: Yesssir!

Bartman: Uh-oh!
The Ingestible Bulk: Rrraarr! Me am -- the Ingestible Bulk!
Bartman: I should've known!
The Ingestible Bulk: Grrr! Hold still, bit-sized purple one! You make, buld mad, pointy-head! And the angrier bulks gets -- -- the hungrier bulk gets! Bulk gnash!
Sound: Chimp!
The Ingestible Bulk: Mmmm. Crunchy!

Bartman (thinking): Has the world gone crazy?! First Itchy & Scratchy jump our of our TV, and now Springfield is overrun by a bunch of costumed weirdos all beating the stuffing out of each other!

Bart: ...so then Itchy and scratchy crashed throguh the wall and ran off down the street!
Marge: Bart, you can't honestly expect us to believe that! it's near-impossible!
Homer: Your mother's right, boy! You've violated a sacred trust by damaging you family's home -- for which you must die!
Bart: Look on the bright side, Homer at least the TV came through unscathed!
Homer: Ooooh -- He's got a point there, Marge!
Marge: Homer! Bart, this is serious! Until we can think of a suitable punishment, you're grounded!

Bartman: Aye carumba!
Bartman (thinking): A flying saucer parked in Flander's back yead! This could explain a lot! I always suspected Flanders was an alien!


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