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| − | [[File:All_Syrup_Squishee.jpg|thumb|left|250px|[[Apu]] struggles to make an all-syrup Squishee.]]Squishees are reputed to be dangerous to health, allgedly containing no natural ingredients, not even pure water. They have been described as "a thick, gloopy, tooth-rotting mixture of crushed ice and syrup." | + | [[File:All_Syrup_Squishee.jpg|thumb|left|250px|[[Apu]] struggles to make an all-syrup Squishee.]]Squishees are reputed to be dangerous to health, allgedly containing no natural ingredients, not even pure water. They have been described as "a thick, gloopy, tooth-rotting mixture of crushed ice and syrup." One customer, Nelson, even had an out-of-body experience once from drinking a Squishee.<ref>[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]</ref> |
Squishee syrup comes in a variety of flavors (listed below). Consistent with the Squishee's general unhealthfulness, Squishee flavorings can cause hallucinations if ingested in sufficient quantities<ref name="[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]">[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]</ref>. | Squishee syrup comes in a variety of flavors (listed below). Consistent with the Squishee's general unhealthfulness, Squishee flavorings can cause hallucinations if ingested in sufficient quantities<ref name="[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]">[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]</ref>. | ||
| − | [[Apu]] once had the Squishee machine at the Kwik-E-Mart replaced with one for a similar drink called the "[[Smooshie]]," which came in flavors such as "shopping bag" and "dog fur." The Smooshie did not go over well with Apu's customers, and the Squishee quickly returned<ref name="[[The Sweetest Apu]]">[[The Sweetest Apu]]</ref>. | + | [[Apu]] once had the Squishee machine at the Kwik-E-Mart replaced with one for a similar drink called the "[[Smooshie]]," which came in flavors such as "shopping bag" and "dog fur." He decided on the Smooshie because it was the only product where he can order it without worrying about becoming unfaithful to his wife again (as the deliveryman was an ugly hobo). The Smooshie did not go over well with Apu's customers, and the Squishee quickly returned<ref name="[[The Sweetest Apu]]">[[The Sweetest Apu]]</ref>. |
It is possible, but difficult, to make a Squishee entirely of syrup. The syrup level has to be adjusted from "Recommended Dosage" past "Unhealthy Dosage" to "Experimental," and there is a risk of damaging the machine in the process. Also, in an all-syrup form, the Squishee cannot be drunk through a straw and is decidedly hallucinogenic<ref name="[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]">[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]</ref>. | It is possible, but difficult, to make a Squishee entirely of syrup. The syrup level has to be adjusted from "Recommended Dosage" past "Unhealthy Dosage" to "Experimental," and there is a risk of damaging the machine in the process. Also, in an all-syrup form, the Squishee cannot be drunk through a straw and is decidedly hallucinogenic<ref name="[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]">[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]</ref>. | ||
Revision as of 07:46, August 20, 2010
The Squishee (sometimes spelled Squishy or Squishie) is a frozen drink sold at the Kwik-E-Mart.
General Information
Squishee syrup comes in a variety of flavors (listed below). Consistent with the Squishee's general unhealthfulness, Squishee flavorings can cause hallucinations if ingested in sufficient quantities[2].
Apu once had the Squishee machine at the Kwik-E-Mart replaced with one for a similar drink called the "Smooshie," which came in flavors such as "shopping bag" and "dog fur." He decided on the Smooshie because it was the only product where he can order it without worrying about becoming unfaithful to his wife again (as the deliveryman was an ugly hobo). The Smooshie did not go over well with Apu's customers, and the Squishee quickly returned[3].
It is possible, but difficult, to make a Squishee entirely of syrup. The syrup level has to be adjusted from "Recommended Dosage" past "Unhealthy Dosage" to "Experimental," and there is a risk of damaging the machine in the process. Also, in an all-syrup form, the Squishee cannot be drunk through a straw and is decidedly hallucinogenic[2].
Flavors
- Blue
- Red
- Lime green
- Chutney
- Wheatgrass
- Champagne
- Twenty-One Syrup Salute[3]
- Chinese New Year
- Plum
- Raita
- Squish of Death - black in color, causes spontaneous vomiting
- Hi-Protein Beef
- X-Mas Red
- X-Mas Green
Behind the Laughter
The Squishee is a parody of the Slurpee sold by 7-Eleven.
Appearances
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