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'''Everybody Hates Ned Flanders''' is a song written by [[Homer Simpson]]. It was supposed to be a Christmas carol, but when Flander's interupted Homer's writing of it, he decided to make a hate song about him. After hearing it in [[Moe's Tavern]], guest star David Buyrn decided to make it into a CD and have it play all over Springfield on radios, church choirs and kareoke bars. However, after hearing several knock-offs, Homer gives up on the song.It appeared in the episode "[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]" | '''Everybody Hates Ned Flanders''' is a song written by [[Homer Simpson]]. It was supposed to be a Christmas carol, but when Flander's interupted Homer's writing of it, he decided to make a hate song about him. After hearing it in [[Moe's Tavern]], guest star David Buyrn decided to make it into a CD and have it play all over Springfield on radios, church choirs and kareoke bars. However, after hearing several knock-offs, Homer gives up on the song.It appeared in the episode "[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]" | ||
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| + | Homer: Everybody in the USA,Hates their stupid neighbor,He's Flanders and he's really, really lame...Flanders tried to wreck my song,His views on birth control are wrong,I hate his guts and Flanders is his name.Lenny/Carl/Homer: F-L-A-N-R-D-S,Homer: He's the man that I hate best,I'd like to see his house go up in flames.Lenny/Carl: F-L-A,Homer: His name is Ned!Lenny/Carl: E-R-S,Homer: That's a stupid name!He's worse than Frankenstein or Dr. No.Byrne: You can't upset him even slightly,He just smiles and nods politely,Then goes home and worships nightly,His Leftorium, is an emporium, of woe!Lenny/Carl: F-L-A,Homer: Don't yell at Ned!Lenny/Carl: D-E-R,Homer: His wife is dead!Everybody hates that stupid jerk!Byrne: Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing,Filling clubs with angry Valentinos,You don't have to move your feet,Just hate Flanders to the disco beat.Homer/Byrne: He's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino!If you despise polite left-handers,Homer/Byrne/Flanders: Then I doubt you'll like Ned FlandersOr his creepy little offspring, Rod and Todd.Todd: That's us!Rod: Hooray!Audience: F-L-A,Apu: His name is Ned,Audience: E-R-S,Apu: He is so white bread,Choir: A smiling moustache geek who walks with God! | ||
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Revision as of 10:16, June 19, 2009
Everybody Hates Ned Flanders is a song written by Homer Simpson. It was supposed to be a Christmas carol, but when Flander's interupted Homer's writing of it, he decided to make a hate song about him. After hearing it in Moe's Tavern, guest star David Buyrn decided to make it into a CD and have it play all over Springfield on radios, church choirs and kareoke bars. However, after hearing several knock-offs, Homer gives up on the song.It appeared in the episode "Dude, Where's My Ranch?"
Lyrics:
Homer: Everybody in the USA,Hates their stupid neighbor,He's Flanders and he's really, really lame...Flanders tried to wreck my song,His views on birth control are wrong,I hate his guts and Flanders is his name.Lenny/Carl/Homer: F-L-A-N-R-D-S,Homer: He's the man that I hate best,I'd like to see his house go up in flames.Lenny/Carl: F-L-A,Homer: His name is Ned!Lenny/Carl: E-R-S,Homer: That's a stupid name!He's worse than Frankenstein or Dr. No.Byrne: You can't upset him even slightly,He just smiles and nods politely,Then goes home and worships nightly,His Leftorium, is an emporium, of woe!Lenny/Carl: F-L-A,Homer: Don't yell at Ned!Lenny/Carl: D-E-R,Homer: His wife is dead!Everybody hates that stupid jerk!Byrne: Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing,Filling clubs with angry Valentinos,You don't have to move your feet,Just hate Flanders to the disco beat.Homer/Byrne: He's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino!If you despise polite left-handers,Homer/Byrne/Flanders: Then I doubt you'll like Ned FlandersOr his creepy little offspring, Rod and Todd.Todd: That's us!Rod: Hooray!Audience: F-L-A,Apu: His name is Ned,Audience: E-R-S,Apu: He is so white bread,Choir: A smiling moustache geek who walks with God! thumb|300px|right
