Difference between revisions of "The Krusty Book/Quotes"
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Fire breaks out on set<br> | Fire breaks out on set<br> | ||
[[Apu]]: Don't look at me, Fire Chief is purely a figurehead position. But, I do make a damn fine firehouse Tandoori chicken! | [[Apu]]: Don't look at me, Fire Chief is purely a figurehead position. But, I do make a damn fine firehouse Tandoori chicken! | ||
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Bartender: Can't you read? No Animals Allowed!<br> | Bartender: Can't you read? No Animals Allowed!<br> | ||
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Bartender: I've never heard of a seeing-eye monkey before<br> | Bartender: I've never heard of a seeing-eye monkey before<br> | ||
Krusty: They gave me a monkey?! | Krusty: They gave me a monkey?! | ||
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| − | Krusty on [[Sophie]]'s mother, | + | Krusty on [[Sophie]]'s mother, {{ap|Erin|soldier}}: |
"What can I say? When you're in a war zone you don't want to be firing blanks." | "What can I say? When you're in a war zone you don't want to be firing blanks." | ||
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Fire breaks out on set
Apu: Don't look at me, Fire Chief is purely a figurehead position. But, I do make a damn fine firehouse Tandoori chicken!
Bartender: Can't you read? No Animals Allowed!
[Krusty puts on sunglasses]
Krusty: I'm blind. This boy helps me see
Bartender: I've never heard of a seeing-eye monkey before
Krusty: They gave me a monkey?!
Krusty on Sophie's mother, Erin:
"What can I say? When you're in a war zone you don't want to be firing blanks."
