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| − | :'''Homer''' [to Flanders]: You wear a bathing suit in the bathtub? | + | :'''[[Homer]]''' [to [[Flanders]]]: You wear a bathing suit in the bathtub? |
:'''Flanders''': Yeah! So I can't see my own shrinky-dink! | :'''Flanders''': Yeah! So I can't see my own shrinky-dink! | ||
:'''Homer''': Makes sense. | :'''Homer''': Makes sense. | ||
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:'''Flanders''': You softcore sophomores took advantage of my trustful nature! And sullied the Internet by putting pornography on it! Get out! | :'''Flanders''': You softcore sophomores took advantage of my trustful nature! And sullied the Internet by putting pornography on it! Get out! | ||
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| − | :'''Lisa''': I feel so much empathy for those villagers. They had to drink their own tears. | + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': I feel so much empathy for those villagers. They had to drink their own tears. |
| − | :'''Bart''': I was so bored, I cut the ponytail off of the guy in front of us. (holds it to the back his head) Look at me, I'm a grad student. I'm 30 years old and made $600 last year. | + | :'''[[Bart]]''': I was so bored, I cut the ponytail off of the guy in front of us. (holds it to the back his head) Look at me, I'm a grad student. I'm 30 years old and made $600 last year. |
| − | :'''Marge''': Bart! Don't make fun of grad students. They just made a terrible life choice. | + | :'''[[Marge]]''': Bart! Don't make fun of grad students. They just made a terrible life choice. |
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:'''Bart''': Mom, I don't want to read, it's the weekend. | :'''Bart''': Mom, I don't want to read, it's the weekend. | ||
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:'''Bart''': I know what we can “Ask Jeeves.” Why does he suck? | :'''Bart''': I know what we can “Ask Jeeves.” Why does he suck? | ||
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| − | :'''Homer''': Don't worry, I'll straighten things out with Coach Clay. We're good buddies. We play this game called who can punch the softest and he always lets me win. | + | :'''Homer''': Don't worry, I'll straighten things out with [[Coach Clay]]. We're good buddies. We play this game called who can punch the softest and he always lets me win. |
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:'''Homer''': And the best part is stupid Flanders doesn't even know it's happening in his stupid house; hence my nickname, stupid Flanders. | :'''Homer''': And the best part is stupid Flanders doesn't even know it's happening in his stupid house; hence my nickname, stupid Flanders. | ||
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| − | :'''Lisa''': You've totally humiliated the best friend | + | :'''Lisa''': You've totally humiliated the best friend the Simpsons ever had. |
:'''Homer''': You're right, but you know who the real victim is here? Ned. | :'''Homer''': You're right, but you know who the real victim is here? Ned. | ||
:'''Lisa''': That's what we've been trying to tell you! | :'''Lisa''': That's what we've been trying to tell you! | ||
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| − | :'''Lady''': Winner of the Romanian Film Festival's Prestigious Golden Bucket...Holy crap, someone's actually calling! | + | :'''Lady''': Winner of the [[Romanian Film Festival's Prestigious Golden Bucket]]...Holy crap, someone's actually calling! |
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| − | :'''Moe''': Homer's the one what wised us up to the sexy goings-on. | + | :'''[[Moe]]''': Homer's the one what wised us up to the sexy goings-on. |
:'''Flanders''': Homer, is this true? | :'''Flanders''': Homer, is this true? | ||
:'''Homer''': Ned, I had no choice. It was just so funny. | :'''Homer''': Ned, I had no choice. It was just so funny. | ||
Revision as of 14:06, September 14, 2011
- Homer [to Flanders]: You wear a bathing suit in the bathtub?
- Flanders: Yeah! So I can't see my own shrinky-dink!
- Homer: Makes sense.
- Flanders: You softcore sophomores took advantage of my trustful nature! And sullied the Internet by putting pornography on it! Get out!
- Lisa: I feel so much empathy for those villagers. They had to drink their own tears.
- Bart: I was so bored, I cut the ponytail off of the guy in front of us. (holds it to the back his head) Look at me, I'm a grad student. I'm 30 years old and made $600 last year.
- Marge: Bart! Don't make fun of grad students. They just made a terrible life choice.
- Bart: Mom, I don't want to read, it's the weekend.
- Bart: I know what we can “Ask Jeeves.” Why does he suck?
- Homer: Don't worry, I'll straighten things out with Coach Clay. We're good buddies. We play this game called who can punch the softest and he always lets me win.
- Homer: And the best part is stupid Flanders doesn't even know it's happening in his stupid house; hence my nickname, stupid Flanders.
- Lisa: You've totally humiliated the best friend the Simpsons ever had.
- Homer: You're right, but you know who the real victim is here? Ned.
- Lisa: That's what we've been trying to tell you!
- Lady: Winner of the Romanian Film Festival's Prestigious Golden Bucket...Holy crap, someone's actually calling!
- Moe: Homer's the one what wised us up to the sexy goings-on.
- Flanders: Homer, is this true?
- Homer: Ned, I had no choice. It was just so funny.
- Homer: Last-diddly-ast? Oh he's gone! And it's all someone's fault!
