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Difference between revisions of "Lisa Gets an "A"/Quotes"

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Opening:
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Ralph: '''"'''Hi, Lisa. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! I'm learnding."
  
'''Bart: '''"Mom, I'm starving. Can we get something to eat?"
 
  
'''Marge:''' "That is the third time you have asked me this week. The previous 2 times, I said NO, but just this once, I'll say YES. Homer?"
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PINCHY'S BOILING!:
  
'''Homer:''' "I think I see a local store right over there. Let's go shopping!"
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'''Marge: "What's that smell?"'''
  
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'''Homer:''' "Don't worry, Marge. I put Pinchy in a nice warm bath."
  
  
Shop scene:
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Bart: "Hey, what's that delicious smell?"
 
 
'''Homer: '''"Oooooooh! (laughs) Ice cream! (tries reaching the top, but only grabs the top hinge. He grunts.) Oh, crap. Lisa?"
 
 
 
'''Lisa: '''"(sighs) What do you want now?"
 
 
 
'''Homer: '''"Honey, I can't quite reach the ice cream. Can you help?"
 
 
 
'''Lisa: '''"Well OK, just this once. (gets stuffed into the freezer.)"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
What is Nelson Muntz doing in the toilets?:
 
 
 
'''Lisa: '''"(sighs) I'm never going to be able to complete the test now."
 
 
 
'''Bart: '''"Think, Bart, Think. What would Radioactive Man do? (snaps his fingers) I got it! Come with me."
 
 
 
'''Lisa: '''"But, Bart, I'm not allowed in the boy's toile...'''NELSON MUNTZ?!'''"
 
 
 
'''Bart: '''"My God! What is Nelson Muntz doing in the toilets?"
 
 
 
'''Nelson: '''"Ha ha! You came this way just to see me selling school answers?! Security!"
 
 
 
'''Lisa: '''"But, Nelson, you don't have a security."
 
 
 
'''Nelson: '''"Password!"
 
 
 
'''Bart: '''"Uh...Crap, boobs, crap?"
 
 
 
'''Lisa: '''"Bart! Think of a more sensible password next time."
 
 
 
'''Nelson: '''"Too bad! The password was "Nelson rules!" Okay, I'll sell you a test answer for just $18."
 
 
 
'''Lisa: '''"Thank you! Better run off before Principal Skinner sees me."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Lisa is in trouble!:
 
 
 
'''Principal Skinner: '''"Now, tell me, how did you get an A+++?"
 
 
 
Lisa: "Well, I borrowed a test answer off Nelson, and then..."
 
 
 
Principal Skinner: "Take a look at our new scoreboard! (plays "Charge!")
 
 
 
Principal Skinner: "Also good news...Our computer lab actually has a computer in it!"
 
 
 
Ralph: '''"'''Hi, Lisa. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! I'm learning."
 
 
 
 
 
  
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Homer: "PINCHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! (wails, shuts door.)
  
  
PINCHY'S BOILING!:
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'''Bart:''' Oh, I'm starving! Mom, can we go Catholic, so we can get communion wafers and booze?
  
'''Marge: "What's that smell?"'''
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'''Marge:''' No, no one's going Catholic! Three children is enough, thank you.
  
'''Homer:''' "Don't worry, Marge. I put Pinchy in a nice warm bath."
 
  
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'''Gil:''' Now, lets talk rustproofing. These Colecos will rust up on ya like that...uh--Shut up Gil! Close the deal. Close the deal.
  
Bart: "Hey, what's that delicious smell?"
 
  
Homer: "PINCHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! (wails, shuts door.)
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(Marge explains to Lisa how she found her A+++ test)
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'''Marge:''' Aw, it just turned up in the course of my daily rummaging. By the way, I oiled the hinge on your diary.
  
 
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Ralph: "Hi, Lisa. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! I'm learnding."


PINCHY'S BOILING!:

Marge: "What's that smell?"

Homer: "Don't worry, Marge. I put Pinchy in a nice warm bath."


Bart: "Hey, what's that delicious smell?"

Homer: "PINCHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! (wails, shuts door.)


Bart: Oh, I'm starving! Mom, can we go Catholic, so we can get communion wafers and booze?

Marge: No, no one's going Catholic! Three children is enough, thank you.


Gil: Now, lets talk rustproofing. These Colecos will rust up on ya like that...uh--Shut up Gil! Close the deal. Close the deal.


(Marge explains to Lisa how she found her A+++ test) Marge: Aw, it just turned up in the course of my daily rummaging. By the way, I oiled the hinge on your diary.

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