Difference between revisions of "I'm with Cupid/Quotes"
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| − | :'''Captain McCallister''': ''(To Apu)'' "Thanks for delivering these copies of Jugs. They'll keep my men from resorting to homosexuality...for about ten minutes!" | + | |
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| + | :'''[[Captain Horatio McCallister|Captain McCallister]]''': ''(''To Apu'')'' "Thanks for delivering these copies of Jugs. They'll keep my men from resorting to homosexuality...for about ten minutes!" | ||
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:'''Bart''': "And thank you God for the bad things adults do, which help distract people from what I'm doing." | :'''Bart''': "And thank you God for the bad things adults do, which help distract people from what I'm doing." | ||
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:'''Moe''': "The gal I'm stalking had me bumped back to two hundred feet." | :'''Moe''': "The gal I'm stalking had me bumped back to two hundred feet." | ||
:'''Barney''': "Aw, Moe. That's too far" | :'''Barney''': "Aw, Moe. That's too far" | ||
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Revision as of 19:36, September 19, 2010
- Captain McCallister: (To Apu) "Thanks for delivering these copies of Jugs. They'll keep my men from resorting to homosexuality...for about ten minutes!"
- Bart: "And thank you God for the bad things adults do, which help distract people from what I'm doing."
- Homer: "Hey! You with the scarf! Stop skywriting!"
- Skywriter: "I have to deliver a message. It's the skywriters' code!"
- Homer: "I am so sick of that damn code!"
- Homer: "Mr. John, I'm your biggest fan. I tape-recorded all your songs off the radio."
- Elton: "Oh, that's very sweet. Have a Grammy." (produces one from nowhere)
- Homer: "Uh … "(throws it in a garbage can)
- Ned: "Aw, gee, the man's just trying to show his wife he cares for her. How can we sabotage his labor of love?"
- Homer:" I dunno. Gasoline, acid, I got some stuff in the trunk."
- Homer: "This Valentine's crap has gone too far!"
- Male Crowd: "Yeah"
- Skinner: "Eh, Edna won't even let me clap her erasers."
- Sideshow Mel: "My Barbara will no longer pleasure me with the French arts!"
- Moe: "The gal I'm stalking had me bumped back to two hundred feet."
- Barney: "Aw, Moe. That's too far"
