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Lisa: Mom, Dr. Monroe's subliminal tapes could help Dad lower his body fat.
Marge{loudly}: Oh, Lisa, I love your father for who he is.
Marge{whispering}: Lisa, what is the number for the order line?
Marge is making an order
Marge: Hello, I would like to get one of Dr. Monroe's subliminal tapes for my husband.
Telephone operator: Certainly. Do you want to get him the stop smoking, lose weight, learn all your state capitals or hostage negotiation?
Marge suddenly imagines Homer at the airport outside a hijacked plane. He is wearing army fatigues and yelling through a bullhorn
Homer: OK Sabri, listen up! We are ignoring all your demands! Now what do you have to say about that?
Terrorist sticks submachine gun out of plane hatch and guns down Homer. A frightened Marge returns to reality
Marge: Just the lose weight, please.