Difference between revisions of "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer/Quotes"
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:'''[[Bart]]''': ''[looking out window and seeing silhouette]'' "Hey, look! Is that Dad?" | :'''[[Bart]]''': ''[looking out window and seeing silhouette]'' "Hey, look! Is that Dad?" | ||
:'''[[Lisa]]''': "Either that, or Batman's really let himself go!" | :'''[[Lisa]]''': "Either that, or Batman's really let himself go!" | ||
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| + | :''[In the lighthouse, [[Marge]] catches up to [[Homer]] and they patch up their differences.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "Wow, Marge, you really do understand me. See, I thought we weren't soulmates because ..." | ||
| + | :'''Marge''': ''[completing Homer's sentence]'' "We had a fight?" | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "Right, and we don't like the same things. It's like you're from Venus ..." | ||
| + | :'''Marge''': "And you're from Mars." | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "Oh, sure, give me the one with all the monsters." | ||
Revision as of 09:26, May 22, 2010
- Homer: [After being reminded of his drunken behavior at last year's Springfield Chili Cook-Off] "Oh well, of course everything looks bad when you remember it!"
- [Homer interrupts Marge while she's looking at Lenny's crafts booth.]
- Homer: "Maaaaaarrge! We're missing the chili! Less artsy, more fartsy!"
- Marge: "Homer, I happen to like handicrafts much more than stuffing my face."
- Homer: "Fine, I'll come find you when I'm ready to stop having fun."
- Smithers: "Evenin', little lady. Ya reckon a square could get a dance?"
- Marge: "It looks so complicated. Do you know how?"
- Smithers: "Ma'am, I wouldn't honk the honk if I couldn't tonk the tonk."
- Chief Wiggum: "That Homer Simpson! He thinks he is the Pope of Chilitown!"
- [His mouth protected by candle wax, Homer eats several Guatemalan Insanity Peppers while a shocked crowd watches.]
- Mayor Quimby: "Good Lord, this can't be happening!"
- Dr. Hibbert: "By all medical logic, steam should be shooting out of his ears."
- Krusty: "His ears if we're lucky!"
- Homer: [hallucinating] "I hope I didn't brain my damage."
- Coyote: "There is a lesson you must learn."
- Homer: "If it's about laying off the insanity peppers, I'm way ahead of you."
- [In search for his soul mate, Homer calls a Personals ad.]
- Homer: "Hello? Is this ..uh... G B M? Uh, yeah. I read in the personals you were seeking a soulmate. Well, I also like rainy days and movies. Uh-huh ... [apprehensively] uh, no, I don't like that ... or that ... No, it's not that I'm afraid. [now speaking very quickly] I'm gonna hang up now, bye-bye!"
- [Homer is in the lighthouse, and his silhouette is being projected into the sky by the lighthouse's lamp.]
- Bart: [looking out window and seeing silhouette] "Hey, look! Is that Dad?"
- Lisa: "Either that, or Batman's really let himself go!"
- [In the lighthouse, Marge catches up to Homer and they patch up their differences.]
- Homer: "Wow, Marge, you really do understand me. See, I thought we weren't soulmates because ..."
- Marge: [completing Homer's sentence] "We had a fight?"
- Homer: "Right, and we don't like the same things. It's like you're from Venus ..."
- Marge: "And you're from Mars."
- Homer: "Oh, sure, give me the one with all the monsters."
