Difference between revisions of "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)/Quotes"
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:'''James Bont''': Rules for playing stud poker? | :'''James Bont''': Rules for playing stud poker? | ||
:''[Bont is suddenly dragged away by two muscular men]'' | :''[Bont is suddenly dragged away by two muscular men]'' | ||
+ | :Differnt sence | ||
+ | :'''Lisa''': Dad! I had a nightmere! | ||
+ | :'''Homer''': Don't worry. Just tell me what happend. | ||
+ | :'''Lisa''': I know it sounds a little obserd, but I deamet that the Boogie man was chasing me and that me was in- | ||
+ | :'''Homer''':'''''<u>AAAHHHHH! BOOGIE MAN!</u>''''' Quick Lisa, you board up the windeows and I'll get the gun! | ||
+ | :(Homer runs into Bart's room) | ||
+ | :'''Homer''':Bart, I don't mean to alrarm you, but there might be a Boogie man or ''men'' in the house! | ||
+ | :'''Bart''':AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! | ||
+ | :(Homer finds glasses in the mens room toilet, puts them on, and put's his finger on his temple like the scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz.) | ||
+ | :'''Homer''':The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. | ||
+ | :'''Manin stall''':That's a ''right'' triangle, ya idiot! | ||
+ | :'''Homer''':D'oh! | ||
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- Smithers: Sir, the numbers are down.
- Mr. Burns: No problem, I have lived through the Depression, two recessions and five years of McKinelynomics. Let us begin the layoffs. Let us see..
- Burns looks at monitors, and sees one man fixing pipes.
- Mr. Burns: ...fire him...
- Mr. Burns sees another man working diligently.
- Mr. Burns: ..and him...
- Mr. Burns sees Homer staring into space, but wearing glasses.
- Mr. Burns: Hmm, better keep the egghead. No telling when he will come in handy.
- Robert Goulet: [coming out of the airplane and sees Bart with him name on a sign] Are you from the casino?
- Bart: I am from "a" casino.
- Robert Goulet: Eh, good enough. Let us go.
- [Bart takes Robert Goulet to his treehouse]
- Robert Goulet: Are you sure this is the casino? I think I should call my manager.
- Nelson Muntz (brandishing his fist at Goulet]: "Your manager says for you to shut up!
- Robert Goulet: Vera said that?
- [Last lines of episode]
- Marge: What happened at Lisa's geography pageant?
- [Cut to the geography pageant at the school]
- Principal Skinner: And an award goes to those who had obviously no help from their parents whatsoever, Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum!
- [Lisa is wearing Homer's crudely made and misspelled "FLOREDA" costume, while Ralph taped a piece of looseleaf paper to himself with "IDAHO" written on it]
- Ralph: I am Idaho!
- Principal Skinner: Yes you are.
- Deleted scene
- James Bont: Hit me.
- [Homer deals Bont a card]
- James Bont: Joker?
- Homer: Joker is a card.
- James Bont: You are supposed to take the Jokers out of the decks to play blackjack! Hit me again!
- [Homer deals Bont another card]
- James Bont: Rules for playing stud poker?
- [Bont is suddenly dragged away by two muscular men]
- Differnt sence
- Lisa: Dad! I had a nightmere!
- Homer: Don't worry. Just tell me what happend.
- Lisa: I know it sounds a little obserd, but I deamet that the Boogie man was chasing me and that me was in-
- Homer:AAAHHHHH! BOOGIE MAN! Quick Lisa, you board up the windeows and I'll get the gun!
- (Homer runs into Bart's room)
- Homer:Bart, I don't mean to alrarm you, but there might be a Boogie man or men in the house!
- Bart:AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
- (Homer finds glasses in the mens room toilet, puts them on, and put's his finger on his temple like the scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz.)
- Homer:The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
- Manin stall:That's a right triangle, ya idiot!
- Homer:D'oh!