Difference between revisions of "Yellow Is the New Black/Quotes"

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Homer: Finally, the night we've been looking forward to for soooo long.

Marge: Oh, Homie. It's like a dream come true!

Homer: I'm going to go out on a limb and predict right now that this will be the greatest night of our lives!

Marge: I just can't believe it's finally happening after all this time.

Homer: I love you, Marge. I hope you enjoy this as much as I think you will.

Marge: I love you, too, Homer. And I started enjoying it the moment we laid down... ...on our brand new mattress! I'm so happy you found the money for us to finally replace our old mattress.

Homer: Some things are just more necessary then others, honey...

Tattoo Annie: Marge, meet my crew.... Pepper, Krazee Gaze and Vicki. Girls, this is Marge Simpson. And she's doing a stint for tearing of a mattress tag.

Krazee Gaze: Girl, you're hardcore!

Vicki: Guess I know which newb not to mess with now!

Pepper: I really don't belong here. I'm innocent.

Tattoo Annie: Sure you are Pepper! We're all innocent. Ain't that right, ladies?

Krazee Gaze: Yes! I totally didn't steal an army tank and drive it through my boss's house.

Vicki: And I didn't set all those fires. Someone must've planted those gas cans in my garage!

Pepper: Marge, I really am innocent! I was framed by my ex to take the fall for money laundering!

Marge: Well, I'm hoping that my conviction will be overturned once the mayor realizes how silly it was to arrest me in the first place!

Krazee Gaze: Look at you, Marge! Already talking that innocent talk and you haven't been in here but a few hours! You're my new best friend! I'm gonna call you Blueberry.

Tattoo Annie: Stick with us, Simpson, and you'll be just fine. No one messes with our crew!

Marge: Ummm.... okay.

Homer: [YAWM] Mm... good morning, honey, wasn't that the best night's sleep ever?

Marge: Homer, you've been asleep for three nights and days!

Homer: Wow this is the best mattress ever. Hey, when did we renovate the bedroom to look like the boring half of "Law & Order"?

Marge: We didn't renovate! I'm going to jail for ripping off the mattress tag!

Homer: What?! That's crazy! What about my mattress?

Roy Snyder: It's evidence, Mr. Simpson, confiscated until further notice.

Homer: I won't stand for this! I'll fight to get that mattress back until dying day!

Marge: Homer! What about me?

Homer: Right you too, honey! Be strong. I'm coming for your...! ...after I get the mattress back.

Chief Wiggum: Can't blame him.

Lou: He's only human.

Zelinsky: Another mattress defacer, eh? You violent criminals make me sick!

Homerella Sampson: I know right?! Thank goodness they rushed me here without a trial, so I can be properly rehabilitated!

Zelinsky: What's your name creamsicle?

Homerella Sampson: Home-errr, I mean, Homerella! Sampson! Homerella Sampson!

Marge: Homie! It's time to go home!

Homer: Marge! I'm so happy to see you! Why are you here?

Marge: I got re-arrested, so I could break you out!

Homer: Awww... you really do love me.

Marge: Most of the time.

Red: Save the sappy reunions until after I get you out of here!