Difference between revisions of "The Crimespree on Springfield 2!/Quotes"
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{{qf|Bartman}} We've traveled through a dimensional portal into a parallel universe! | {{qf|Bartman}} We've traveled through a dimensional portal into a parallel universe! | ||
{{qf|Houseboy}} Great, now I'm in trouble with two moms! | {{qf|Houseboy}} Great, now I'm in trouble with two moms! | ||
| − | {{qf|Fighting Owl}} Hold, evildores! Stand and be judged by... ...Fighting Owl and his nearsighted sidekick, Four Eyes! You wear masks and are unknown to me! Therefore you must be villains...! | + | {{qf|Fighting Owl}} Hold, evildores! Stand and be judged by... ...Fighting Owl and his nearsighted sidekick, Four-Eyes! You wear masks and are unknown to me! Therefore you must be villains...! |
| − | {{qf|Houseboy}} Four Eyes is like Biclops! | + | {{qf|Houseboy}} Four-Eyes is like Biclops! |
{{qf|Bartman}} You would think of that. | {{qf|Bartman}} You would think of that. | ||
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{{qf|Bartman}} Ha! Good patter, Fighting owl! | {{qf|Bartman}} Ha! Good patter, Fighting owl! | ||
{{qf|Houseboy}} Oh no, grappeling hooks. | {{qf|Houseboy}} Oh no, grappeling hooks. | ||
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|{{ap|Four-Eyes (The Crimespree on Springfield 2!}}}} It's like gym class. |
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{{qf|Bartman}} We have to make it back to our dimension before the portal closes. | {{qf|Bartman}} We have to make it back to our dimension before the portal closes. | ||
{{qf|Houseboy}} And traps us in your weird reality for eternity! | {{qf|Houseboy}} And traps us in your weird reality for eternity! | ||
{{qf|Fighting Owl}} It may be weird-- | {{qf|Fighting Owl}} It may be weird-- | ||
| − | {{qf|Four Eyes}} But we like it! | + | {{qf|Four-Eyes}} But we like it! |
{{qf|Houseboy}} You knew that Bartdog's natual curiosity would take us to the what is elseworld of Springfield2? | {{qf|Houseboy}} You knew that Bartdog's natual curiosity would take us to the what is elseworld of Springfield2? | ||
| − | {{qf|Four Eyes}} Will we ever see them again, Fighting Owl? | + | {{qf|Four-Eyes}} Will we ever see them again, Fighting Owl? |
| − | {{qf|Fighting Owl}} No, Four Eyes. They return forever to their home on Shelbyville 2. | + | {{qf|Fighting Owl}} No, Four-Eyes. They return forever to their home on Shelbyville 2. |
| − | {{qf|Four Eyes}} Is it true they have red fire hydrants instead of yellow? | + | {{qf|Four-Eyes}} Is it true they have red fire hydrants instead of yellow? |
{{qf|Fighting Owl}} So I'm told, Four Eyews. So I'm told. | {{qf|Fighting Owl}} So I'm told, Four Eyews. So I'm told. | ||
Revision as of 14:13, October 17, 2023
- Bartman: Beware, furbearing nut-hoarders... ...Bartman and Houseboy prowl the Springfield!
- Houseboy: That's [WHOOP] Right, Bartman! Yowch!
- Bartman: There is evil afoot, and a-paw! Come, faithful non-human companion! Stand on all fours revealed as...
- Bartdog: Urf!
- Bartman: ..:Bartdog!
- Bartman: He's heading for that sewer opening who knows where this adventure will lead!
- Houseboy: Sewer?
- Bartman: Next to rooftops, that's where vigilantes fight crime best!
- Houseboy: Not a big fan of rooftops either.!
- Bartman: Courage, young sidekick!
- Houseboy: Young? My birthday's before yours!
- Bartman: True, but, emotionally, I'm a few birthday candles ahead of you, houseboy. Besides, this is no scarier than the time we snuck into Skinner's basement. Or got locked inside that walk-in freezer overnight.
- Houseboy: I wouldn't know. I passed out both times.
- Bartman: Do you know what this means?
- Houseboy: I know. My Squishee Club Card is invalid here.
- Bartman: We've traveled through a dimensional portal into a parallel universe!
- Houseboy: Great, now I'm in trouble with two moms!
- Fighting Owl: Hold, evildores! Stand and be judged by... ...Fighting Owl and his nearsighted sidekick, Four-Eyes! You wear masks and are unknown to me! Therefore you must be villains...!
- Houseboy: Four-Eyes is like Biclops!
- Bartman: You would think of that.
- Fighting Owl: Why am I not surprised? Those bushy-tailed bandits always go where the nuts are.
- Bartman: Hiding in plain sight.
- Fighting Owl: Plan and salted sight, my friend.
- Bartman: Ha! Good patter, Fighting owl!
- Houseboy: Oh no, grappeling hooks.
- [[Four-Eyes (The Crimespree on Springfield 2! ({{{2}}})|Four-Eyes (The Crimespree on Springfield 2!]]: It's like gym class.
- Bartman: We have to make it back to our dimension before the portal closes.
- Houseboy: And traps us in your weird reality for eternity!
- Fighting Owl: It may be weird--
- Four-Eyes: But we like it!
- Houseboy: You knew that Bartdog's natual curiosity would take us to the what is elseworld of Springfield2?
- Four-Eyes: Will we ever see them again, Fighting Owl?
- Fighting Owl: No, Four-Eyes. They return forever to their home on Shelbyville 2.
- Four-Eyes: Is it true they have red fire hydrants instead of yellow?
- Fighting Owl: So I'm told, Four Eyews. So I'm told.
