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Lisa: Dad, do you have a sound financial plan so that I'll be able to attend Harvard?

Homer: Of course, I do, dear. Apu, my little girl wants to tgo to Harvard what do you think about that?

Apu: I think you will want our Ivy League Special two "super-lucky-sevens" and one "scratch for cash!"

Homer: What are you doing, Lisa?

Lisa: I've opened an online stock trading account to finance my college education. I just made $400 on my first trade!

Homer: You mean computers areen't just for playing blook-soaked video games? Yo u can use them to make money too?

Lisa: Yep!

Sign: Two weeks later...

Marge: Lisa, shouldn't you be asleep?

Lisa: Sleep? While I'm losing my shirt on the Tokyo Commodities Exchange? Sleep is for suckers and school-girls!

Marge: But you are a school girl! And ever since you got involved in the stock market your grades have been slipping this has got to stop!

Sound: Yoink!

Lisa: Ahhhh! But what about Harvard? i'll have to go to Community College.

Homer: Two lotto-mania tickets, Apu.

Lisa: Better make it three, dad!

Apu: Three?! Somebody wants to go to law school!