Difference between revisions of "A League of Their Own/Quotes"

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Stretch Dude: Good work, super sis!

Agnes Skinner: Good work?! Look at the mess you made!

Stretch Dude: But we caught the bad guy!

Edna Krabappel: And who's going to pay for the damages for the court-house?

Agnes Skinner: We're going to put a stop to your reckless punks and your super vandalism!

Clobber Girl: Oh please! Just this month we fought the league of chaos, the league of doom, and the league of evil! And we beat them all!

Stretch Dude: Yeah, no offense, but who are you compared to them?

Edna: We're the league of women voters!

Nelson Muntz: Principal Skinner! Bart's not letting me bully him! His superpowers are getting in the way!

Principal Skinner: Bart! Report for detention after class!

Bart: What? That's not fair!

Principal Skinner: Bart, this school is like an ecosystem, if the bullies can't do their jobs, the weak children will rise up... and then we'll have anarchy!

Bart: This sucks!

Marge: Bart! Don't use the kind of language!

Bart: Okay, this blows!

Marge: I'm not sure if that's worse or not.

Lisa: Bart's right! if we can't use our powers for good, we're nothing but freaks!

Lisa: Please let us be superheroes again. The city's being torn apart!

Bart: And we're bored!

Agnes Skinner: No, by Zorgon! You children are too young to use such power!

Lisa: Who's Zorgon?

Agnes Skinner: I didn't say Zorgon. Why would I say anything about the all mighty lord Zorgon?

Clobber Girl: Mrs. Skinner, are you okay?

Agnes Skinner: I'm fine.

Principal Skinner: I found her in a pod in the basement behind the cat's litter box. You know I suspected for years that mother had been replaced with an evil hideous alien creature!

Agnes Skinner: She changed places with me four days ago.

Principal Skinner: Help me.

Stretch Dude: Sorry, Seymour, there's only so much even super-heroes can do.