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{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Aww, look at those two, having the time of their lives. The gbest things in life really are free.
 
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{{qf|Ralph}} Ooh, I think my supper wants to be on the outside again.
 
{{qf|Ralph}} Ooh, I think my supper wants to be on the outside again.
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[[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]]

Revision as of 07:40, May 15, 2021



Chief Wiggum: All right, settle down, Ralphie. Heh, heh! Don't make me taser you.
Sarah Wiggum: Maybe we should let Ralphie be a big boy today and leave his leash in the car.
Chief Wiggum: Okay, but this means you have to be very careful, Ralphie. And, although they have athe best kinds of candy, don't talk to strangers.

Ralph Wiggum: Hi! You're older boys.
Kearney Zzyzwicz: Yoink! We'll be taking this. Thank, dweeb! : Now I can get that mace i wanted.
Jimbo Jones: Awesome!
Dolph Starbeam: Score!
Ralph: Those boys are like when church comes to the door.

Ralph: We're going to be best friends forever, Prince Porkchops, and I am going to make yo ua bracelet that says so!

Chief Wiggum: Say, that's a pretty good pig nose, Ralpihe... almost too good. Wait a second! You're not my Ralphie!
Prince Porkchops: [OINK!]
Chief Wiggum: If I took you home instead of Ralphie. Then he's... oh no, I've made a terrible mistake! That yokel is going to eat my son!

Chief Wiggum: Aww, look at those two, having the time of their lives. The gbest things in life really are free.
Ralph: Ooh, I think my supper wants to be on the outside again.