Difference between revisions of "Naptime for Murder!/Quotes"

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Marge: I appreciate you coming by on such short notice, Moe. Maggie always has a great time with you.

Moe: Yeah, it's no problem, Midge. You get to the hospital there. Hey, by the way... ...how did ya get all glued to your kids, Homer?

Homer: It's a common accident. Happens to people all the time. They just get glued to the kids.

Bart: Yeah, especially when you leave the super lgue on the couch with the cap off.

Moe: Hello? Simpson residence.

Chief Wiggum: Yeah, hi... this is Chief Wiggum. I'm looking for the baby and the bartender who solve crimes.

Moe: This is the bartender that does that thing that ta said right there.

Moe: Simpson residnce.

Dr. Nick: Hi, everybody!

Moe: Yeah, hi there, Dr. Nick. What is it?

Dr. Nick: I've got a real Scooby-Doo mystery on my hands, and then I thought, whyu not call the baby and the bartender? I was going an autopsy, but suddenly my patient sprung back to lfie. How did that happen?

Comic Book Guy: Hello? I'm not dead, you imbecile! Worst triple bypass operation ever!

Moe: All right, all right, well be right over.

Moe: The Simpson... what?

Bart: I'm looking for a guy. Last name "Mipants", first initials "I.P."

Moe: Hold on. Maggie, this guy's looking' for someone named I.P. Mipants. Do you know I.P. Mipants?

Bart: Ah, ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha!

Marge: We're back! How's my angel?

Moe: Asleep. She had a loooong day.

Marge: Maggie always sleeps good after you babysit, Moe.

Moe: Yeah, Maggie and me keep ourselves pretty busy playin' and whatnot when I'm over here. So long, Midge.