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| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Homer Simpson, you are... banned! For! Life! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} D'oh! Moe, you can't do this! You have to let me back in! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} Forget it! I been cheated, treated like dirt, and literally stabbed in the back with a rusty spork. But ain't none of that compares to what you did! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} I need to find out Ned's secrets, but he'll see me coming! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} And smell you. You aftershave is pretty strong. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} I got it! You know who they'd never suspect? My best pal, HOmer! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Me? Really? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} Of course, you lug! Here's what we do you and I have a big fake fight and I pretened to kick you out of the bar. THat's when you go over to Ned's! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Okay... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} And as soon as NEd takes you in as one of his regulars, he'll tell you all his secrets, which then you'll tell to me! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} [SOB] Moe and I had a big fight! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Let me pour you a brew, and you can tell me all about it, friend. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Flanders, what are you doing? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} Tilting the glass sideways to ensure a better pour? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} No, what are you edoing with your ears while I'm talking? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} Oh, you mean listening? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Bartenders do that? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} I saw how much you liked my latest brewski, so I gave it a new name. I call it "Homerbrau!" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} [GASP!] You... you named a beer after me? You're a part of this bar! Of course, I did! And more importantly, you're a friend of the old fland-man! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Aww... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} Now, you were asking me about any secret ingredients of business secrets or hidden weaknesses that I'd like to share? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Actually, don't tell me any of those. I'll just have another glass of "Homerbrau." | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} In honor a' my new outlook. Let's get things started with happy hour for the next thirty minutes. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Thirty minutes? But that's only half an hour! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} Don't push you luch, buddy. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Yes, sir. | |
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Latest revision as of 07:08, May 15, 2021
- Moe Szyslak: Homer Simpson, you are... banned! For! Life!
- Homer: D'oh! Moe, you can't do this! You have to let me back in!
- Moe: Forget it! I been cheated, treated like dirt, and literally stabbed in the back with a rusty spork. But ain't none of that compares to what you did!
- Moe: I need to find out Ned's secrets, but he'll see me coming!
- Homer: And smell you. You aftershave is pretty strong.
- Moe: I got it! You know who they'd never suspect? My best pal, HOmer!
- Homer: Me? Really?
- Moe: Of course, you lug! Here's what we do you and I have a big fake fight and I pretened to kick you out of the bar. THat's when you go over to Ned's!
- Homer: Okay...
- Moe: And as soon as NEd takes you in as one of his regulars, he'll tell you all his secrets, which then you'll tell to me!
- Homer: [SOB] Moe and I had a big fight!
- Ned Flanders: Let me pour you a brew, and you can tell me all about it, friend.
- Homer: Flanders, what are you doing?
- Ned: Tilting the glass sideways to ensure a better pour?
- Homer: No, what are you edoing with your ears while I'm talking?
- Ned: Oh, you mean listening?
- Homer: Bartenders do that?
- Ned: I saw how much you liked my latest brewski, so I gave it a new name. I call it "Homerbrau!"
- Homer: [GASP!] You... you named a beer after me? You're a part of this bar! Of course, I did! And more importantly, you're a friend of the old fland-man!
- Homer: Aww...
- Ned: Now, you were asking me about any secret ingredients of business secrets or hidden weaknesses that I'd like to share?
- Homer: Actually, don't tell me any of those. I'll just have another glass of "Homerbrau."
- Moe: In honor a' my new outlook. Let's get things started with happy hour for the next thirty minutes.
- Homer: Thirty minutes? But that's only half an hour!
- Moe: Don't push you luch, buddy.
- Homer: Yes, sir.
