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| − | + | {{qf|[[Rev. Lovejoy]]}} "Therefore I tell you, whatsoever you ask in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours." - Mark 11:24. Now which one of you prayed for a zombie apocalypse?! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Oops. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Why, you little--! I'll teach you to pray for things! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer! It's done! We can't do anything about it now! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Rev. Lovejoy}} Look! The tornado is sweeping up the zombies! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Whee! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Act of god indee-dilly-doo! Way to pray, kids! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Rod]] & [[Todd]]}} Thanks, daddy! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Woo-hoo! In your face Shelbyville, heathens! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Yeah! Where's your Messiah now? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Um... you guys? It looks like the torando is changing direction... and heading back this way! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum & Homer}} D'oh! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh, sweet, sweet donuts... you make me forget all my troubles with your sugary caress. Speaking of forgetting, wasn't there something I was supposed to... pick up... for Marge...? Oh my god! I think I forgot our anniversary! Or maybe it's Valentine's Day? Oh, I should know this! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Wait a minute! You're saying the fat dude ate all the other zombies! Isn't that like eating rotten food? Like eating a moldy piece of cake? Picking a half-eaten sandwich out of a garbage can? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Eh, Homer's been known to eat grosser things. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} So true. The stories I could tell you guys, but... wasn't there seomthing else I was... oh yeah... Braaaaains! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Quick! Pray for a polar vortex! | |
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Latest revision as of 13:55, May 20, 2021
- Rev. Lovejoy: "Therefore I tell you, whatsoever you ask in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours." - Mark 11:24. Now which one of you prayed for a zombie apocalypse?!
- Bart: Oops.
- Homer: Why, you little--! I'll teach you to pray for things!
- Marge: Homer! It's done! We can't do anything about it now!
- Rev. Lovejoy: Look! The tornado is sweeping up the zombies!
- Ralph Wiggum: Whee!
- Ned Flanders: Act of god indee-dilly-doo! Way to pray, kids!
- Rod & Todd: Thanks, daddy!
- Homer: Woo-hoo! In your face Shelbyville, heathens!
- Chief Wiggum: Yeah! Where's your Messiah now?
- Lisa: Um... you guys? It looks like the torando is changing direction... and heading back this way!
- Chief Wiggum & Homer: D'oh!
- Homer: Oh, sweet, sweet donuts... you make me forget all my troubles with your sugary caress. Speaking of forgetting, wasn't there something I was supposed to... pick up... for Marge...? Oh my god! I think I forgot our anniversary! Or maybe it's Valentine's Day? Oh, I should know this!
- Jimbo Jones: Wait a minute! You're saying the fat dude ate all the other zombies! Isn't that like eating rotten food? Like eating a moldy piece of cake? Picking a half-eaten sandwich out of a garbage can?
- Bart: Eh, Homer's been known to eat grosser things.
- Homer: So true. The stories I could tell you guys, but... wasn't there seomthing else I was... oh yeah... Braaaaains!
- Moe Szyslak: Quick! Pray for a polar vortex!
