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:'''[[Jimbo]]''': You guys want to play a game of "kick the cane"?
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{{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} You guys want to play a game of "kick the cane"?
:'''[[Dolph]]''': Sure!
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{{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} Sure!
:'''[[Kearney]]''': Go fo it, dude!
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{{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Go fo it, dude!
 
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:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': So, you like picking on old guys, eh?
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{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} So, you like picking on old guys, eh?
:'''[[Jimbo]]''': It's kind of a hobby.
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{{qf|Jimbo}} It's kind of a hobby.
:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': We'll just see about that!
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{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} We'll just see about that!
:'''[[Lou]]''': Hey, chief, if your were Darth Vader, you coulda picked him up without touching him. Now you've got juvie cooties!
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{{qf|[[Lou]]}} Hey, chief, if your were Darth Vader, you coulda picked him up without touching him. Now you've got juvie cooties!
 
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:'''[[Grampa]]''': Young person! Let me tell you abot world war II!
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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Young person! Let me tell you abot world war II!
:'''Senior''': You look just like my grand-daughter!
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{{qf|Senior}} You look just like my grand-daughter!
:'''[[Jasper]]''': Wanna see my hernia? I can me kit pop in and out.
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{{qf|Jasper}} Wanna see my hernia? I can me kit pop in and out.
:'''Nurse''': Break it up, and get back to your rooms!
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{{qf|Nurse}} Break it up, and get back to your rooms!
 
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:'''Nurse''': Did you remember to take your pills?
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{{qf|Nurse}} Did you remember to take your pills?
:'''[[Grampa]]''': I remember everything!
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{{qf|Grampa}} I remember everything!
:'''Nurse''': Really? What's your name?
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{{qf|Nurse}} Really? What's your name?
:'''[[Grampa]]''': Aw, you always ask me the hard questioons.
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{{qf|Grampa}} Aw, you always ask me the hard questioons.
 
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:'''[[Kearney]]''': Yo! How was it?
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{{qf|Kearney}} Yo! How was it?
:'''[[Jimbo]]''': Brutal
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{{qf|Jimbo}} Brutal
:'''[[Dolph]]''': Dude, let's pick "kick the cane!"
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{{qf|Dolph}} Dude, let's pick "kick the cane!"
:'''[[Jimbo]]''': Nah, old people have got it tough enough, besides, when it comes to elederly, we're amateurs!
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{{qf|Jimbo}} Nah, old people have got it tough enough, besides, when it comes to elederly, we're amateurs!
:'''[[Kearney]]''': Whatever, dude.
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{{qf|Kearney}} Whatever, dude.
:'''[[Dolph]]''': Then let's go to the dump and break stuff!
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{{qf|Dolph}} Then let's go to the dump and break stuff!
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Latest revision as of 13:07, March 7, 2022



Jimbo Jones: You guys want to play a game of "kick the cane"?
Dolph Shapiro: Sure!
Kearney Zzyzwicz: Go fo it, dude!

Chief Wiggum: So, you like picking on old guys, eh?
Jimbo: It's kind of a hobby.
Chief Wiggum: We'll just see about that!
Lou: Hey, chief, if your were Darth Vader, you coulda picked him up without touching him. Now you've got juvie cooties!

Grampa: Young person! Let me tell you abot world war II!
Senior: You look just like my grand-daughter!
Jasper: Wanna see my hernia? I can me kit pop in and out.
Nurse: Break it up, and get back to your rooms!

Nurse: Did you remember to take your pills?
Grampa: I remember everything!
Nurse: Really? What's your name?
Grampa: Aw, you always ask me the hard questioons.

Kearney: Yo! How was it?
Jimbo: Brutal
Dolph: Dude, let's pick "kick the cane!"
Jimbo: Nah, old people have got it tough enough, besides, when it comes to elederly, we're amateurs!
Kearney: Whatever, dude.
Dolph: Then let's go to the dump and break stuff!