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− | + | {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} You guys want to play a game of "kick the cane"? | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} Sure! | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Go fo it, dude! | |
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− | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} So, you like picking on old guys, eh? | |
− | + | {{qf|Jimbo}} It's kind of a hobby. | |
− | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} We'll just see about that! | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Lou]]}} Hey, chief, if your were Darth Vader, you coulda picked him up without touching him. Now you've got juvie cooties! | |
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− | + | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Young person! Let me tell you abot world war II! | |
− | + | {{qf|Senior}} You look just like my grand-daughter! | |
− | + | {{qf|Jasper}} Wanna see my hernia? I can me kit pop in and out. | |
− | + | {{qf|Nurse}} Break it up, and get back to your rooms! | |
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− | + | {{qf|Nurse}} Did you remember to take your pills? | |
− | + | {{qf|Grampa}} I remember everything! | |
− | + | {{qf|Nurse}} Really? What's your name? | |
− | + | {{qf|Grampa}} Aw, you always ask me the hard questioons. | |
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− | + | {{qf|Kearney}} Yo! How was it? | |
− | + | {{qf|Jimbo}} Brutal | |
− | + | {{qf|Dolph}} Dude, let's pick "kick the cane!" | |
− | + | {{qf|Jimbo}} Nah, old people have got it tough enough, besides, when it comes to elederly, we're amateurs! | |
− | + | {{qf|Kearney}} Whatever, dude. | |
− | + | {{qf|Dolph}} Then let's go to the dump and break stuff! | |
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Latest revision as of 13:07, March 7, 2022
- Jimbo Jones: You guys want to play a game of "kick the cane"?
- Dolph Shapiro: Sure!
- Kearney Zzyzwicz: Go fo it, dude!
- Chief Wiggum: So, you like picking on old guys, eh?
- Jimbo: It's kind of a hobby.
- Chief Wiggum: We'll just see about that!
- Lou: Hey, chief, if your were Darth Vader, you coulda picked him up without touching him. Now you've got juvie cooties!
- Grampa: Young person! Let me tell you abot world war II!
- Senior: You look just like my grand-daughter!
- Jasper: Wanna see my hernia? I can me kit pop in and out.
- Nurse: Break it up, and get back to your rooms!
- Nurse: Did you remember to take your pills?
- Grampa: I remember everything!
- Nurse: Really? What's your name?
- Grampa: Aw, you always ask me the hard questioons.
- Kearney: Yo! How was it?
- Jimbo: Brutal
- Dolph: Dude, let's pick "kick the cane!"
- Jimbo: Nah, old people have got it tough enough, besides, when it comes to elederly, we're amateurs!
- Kearney: Whatever, dude.
- Dolph: Then let's go to the dump and break stuff!