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| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} This short-cut smelles like gym glass and my Grandma, Bart. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} It gets us home in time for Krusty. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} I haven't seen TV since uncile Nitro took ours in the palimony suit. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Oh no, my dad's pig from last summer. I forogt he hangs around here. Run or he follows you. Dumb old pig. I don't know what dad ever like about the stupid animal... | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Ron Rabinowitz]]}} The Clogger sandwich, sir. It's the best-seeling product in Krustburger history. This is the commercial you filmed last year. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Whoa. That's a handsome pig. I'd buy what he's sellin'. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ron Rabinowitz}} And that's a problem. According to our focus group, the glogger tastes like "drywall compound and ketchup." | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} C'mon... who said that? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ron Rabinowitz}} Eighty-three perecent of all customers. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} But they're still buying 'em rihgt? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ron Rabinowitz}} Because of the pif, sir... our customers love that pig. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Fine. Go shoot another commercial, and buy me a Cayman Island. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} It's dad's pig. Milhouse and I are the only ones who know ehre it is, and Milhouse doesn't have a TV. We have to hurry, Lisa. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} You're right! There he is! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Aw... look at him. He's so trusting... get in the sack. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} [[Plopper]]! You've come home! My summer love! How did you find you way home? Where have you been? Daddy saw you on TV commercials! Yes I did! I've got so many questions!! This is the best day in the world! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hey give that back! That thing is worth a million bucks! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} At least! He's the best pig in the world! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} No, he's worth an actual million dollars. Krusty just offered a reward for him on TV.. and Bart and I found him. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hey! Bart found him. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} What?! Why? What's going on? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Okay, step one: Find Krusty. Step two: find dad and the pig. Step three: get the million. No problemo. | |
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Latest revision as of 07:08, May 15, 2021
- Milhouse Van Houten: This short-cut smelles like gym glass and my Grandma, Bart.
- Bart: It gets us home in time for Krusty.
- Milhouse: I haven't seen TV since uncile Nitro took ours in the palimony suit.
- Bart: Oh no, my dad's pig from last summer. I forogt he hangs around here. Run or he follows you. Dumb old pig. I don't know what dad ever like about the stupid animal...
- Ron Rabinowitz: The Clogger sandwich, sir. It's the best-seeling product in Krustburger history. This is the commercial you filmed last year.
- Krusty the Clown: Whoa. That's a handsome pig. I'd buy what he's sellin'.
- Ron Rabinowitz: And that's a problem. According to our focus group, the glogger tastes like "drywall compound and ketchup."
- Krusty: C'mon... who said that?
- Ron Rabinowitz: Eighty-three perecent of all customers.
- Krusty: But they're still buying 'em rihgt?
- Ron Rabinowitz: Because of the pif, sir... our customers love that pig.
- Krusty: Fine. Go shoot another commercial, and buy me a Cayman Island.
- Bart: It's dad's pig. Milhouse and I are the only ones who know ehre it is, and Milhouse doesn't have a TV. We have to hurry, Lisa.
- Lisa: You're right! There he is!
- Bart: Aw... look at him. He's so trusting... get in the sack.
- Homer: Plopper! You've come home! My summer love! How did you find you way home? Where have you been? Daddy saw you on TV commercials! Yes I did! I've got so many questions!! This is the best day in the world!
- Bart: Hey give that back! That thing is worth a million bucks!
- Homer: At least! He's the best pig in the world!
- Lisa: No, he's worth an actual million dollars. Krusty just offered a reward for him on TV.. and Bart and I found him.
- Bart: Hey! Bart found him.
- Homer: What?! Why? What's going on?
- Bart: Okay, step one: Find Krusty. Step two: find dad and the pig. Step three: get the million. No problemo.
