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| − | + | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Don't feel bad, daddy. The kids at school laugh at me, too! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Really? Why? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} Because you're my daddy! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} [SIGH] | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Look at me! I'm a disgrace to the uniform. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Wiggle Puppy]]}} Oh, I wouldn't say that! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Sweet Kojak's ghost! is that you Wiggle Puppy? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Wiggle Puppy}} It sure is! I'm your spirit guide! Follow me! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Aw, my spirit quest takes place in a sewer? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Wiggle Puppy}} No, this is where bathtub drains ends up. Your spirit quest starts when you climb that ladder. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Say, if you're a spirit animal, does that mean you're all knowing? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Wiggle Puppy}} Yes! Do you have a question? The meaing of life, perhaps? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} What was ''[[The Matrix]]'' about? I didn't get that movie at all. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Wiggle Puppy}} Oh... hi, Johnny. How's your night going? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Space Coyote]]}} It's been a rough one. I had to lead this really dumb fat guy on his quest! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Wiggle Puppy}} I hear that! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Space Coyote}} See yout at the next spirit animal union meeting? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Wiggle Puppy}} Yep, I say no more spirit quests until we get a dental plan! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Your daddy's a hero, Ralphie! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} Horray! Do you want to hear a story about Wiggle Puppy? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} No! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} Oh. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} This time, Ill tell you a story about him! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} Yay! | |
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Latest revision as of 17:50, November 24, 2024
- Ralph Wiggum: Don't feel bad, daddy. The kids at school laugh at me, too!
- Chief Wiggum: Really? Why?
- Ralph: Because you're my daddy!
- Chief Wiggum: [SIGH]
- Chief Wiggum: Look at me! I'm a disgrace to the uniform.
- Wiggle Puppy: Oh, I wouldn't say that!
- Chief Wiggum: Sweet Kojak's ghost! is that you Wiggle Puppy?
- Wiggle Puppy: It sure is! I'm your spirit guide! Follow me!
- Chief Wiggum: Aw, my spirit quest takes place in a sewer?
- Wiggle Puppy: No, this is where bathtub drains ends up. Your spirit quest starts when you climb that ladder.
- Chief Wiggum: Say, if you're a spirit animal, does that mean you're all knowing?
- Wiggle Puppy: Yes! Do you have a question? The meaing of life, perhaps?
- Chief Wiggum: What was The Matrix about? I didn't get that movie at all.
- Wiggle Puppy: Oh... hi, Johnny. How's your night going?
- Space Coyote: It's been a rough one. I had to lead this really dumb fat guy on his quest!
- Wiggle Puppy: I hear that!
- Space Coyote: See yout at the next spirit animal union meeting?
- Wiggle Puppy: Yep, I say no more spirit quests until we get a dental plan!
- Chief Wiggum: Your daddy's a hero, Ralphie!
- Ralph: Horray! Do you want to hear a story about Wiggle Puppy?
- Chief Wiggum: No!
- Ralph: Oh.
- Chief Wiggum: This time, Ill tell you a story about him!
- Ralph: Yay!
