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| − | + | {{qf|[[Troy McClure]]}} Good afternoon, everyone—I'm Troy McClure! You probably remember me from such films as "Three Men and a Nuke," and the smash-hit instructional video, "Kiss your butt Goodbye: Post-Meltdown Emergency Producers!" Before we start our show, let's have a big hand for our sponsor, Montgomery Burns! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sound}} Clap clap clap | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Wretched oi polio! Smithers, get the names of those who failed to applaud and see that their electric rates are raised immediately! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Yesssir! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bartman]]}} Uh-oh! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[The Ingestible Bulk]]}} Rrraarr! Me am—the Ingestible Bulk! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bartman}} I should've known! | |
| − | + | {{qf|The Ingestible Bulk}} Grrr! Hold still, bite-sized purple one! You make, Bulk mad, pointy-head! And the angrier bulks gets -- -- the hungrier bulk gets! Bulk Gnash! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sound}} Chimp! | |
| − | + | {{qf|The Ingestible Bulk}} Mmmm. Crunchy! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bartman}} ''[thinking]'' Has the world gone crazy?! First Itchy & Scratchy jump our of our TV, and now Springfield is overrun by a bunch of costumed weirdos all beating the stuffing out of each other! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[incredulously repeating what Bart told them]'' So then Itchy and scratchy crashed through the wall and ran off down the street! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Bart, you can't honestly expect us to believe that! it's near-impossible! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Your mother's right, boy! You've violated a sacred trust by damaging you family's home—for which you must die! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Look on the bright side, Homer at least the TV came through unscathed! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Ooooh—He's got a point there, Marge! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Bart, this is serious! Until we can think of a suitable punishment, you're grounded! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bartman}} Aye carumba! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bartman}} ''[thinking]'' A flying saucer parked in Flanders' back yard! This could explain a lot! I always suspected Flanders was an alien! | |
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Latest revision as of 23:29, August 3, 2021
- Troy McClure: Good afternoon, everyone—I'm Troy McClure! You probably remember me from such films as "Three Men and a Nuke," and the smash-hit instructional video, "Kiss your butt Goodbye: Post-Meltdown Emergency Producers!" Before we start our show, let's have a big hand for our sponsor, Montgomery Burns!
- Sound: Clap clap clap
- Mr. Burns: Wretched oi polio! Smithers, get the names of those who failed to applaud and see that their electric rates are raised immediately!
- Waylon Smithers: Yesssir!
- Bartman: Uh-oh!
- The Ingestible Bulk: Rrraarr! Me am—the Ingestible Bulk!
- Bartman: I should've known!
- The Ingestible Bulk: Grrr! Hold still, bite-sized purple one! You make, Bulk mad, pointy-head! And the angrier bulks gets -- -- the hungrier bulk gets! Bulk Gnash!
- Sound: Chimp!
- The Ingestible Bulk: Mmmm. Crunchy!
- Bartman: [thinking] Has the world gone crazy?! First Itchy & Scratchy jump our of our TV, and now Springfield is overrun by a bunch of costumed weirdos all beating the stuffing out of each other!
- Homer: [incredulously repeating what Bart told them] So then Itchy and scratchy crashed through the wall and ran off down the street!
- Marge: Bart, you can't honestly expect us to believe that! it's near-impossible!
- Homer: Your mother's right, boy! You've violated a sacred trust by damaging you family's home—for which you must die!
- Bart: Look on the bright side, Homer at least the TV came through unscathed!
- Homer: Ooooh—He's got a point there, Marge!
- Marge: Bart, this is serious! Until we can think of a suitable punishment, you're grounded!
- Bartman: Aye carumba!
- Bartman: [thinking] A flying saucer parked in Flanders' back yard! This could explain a lot! I always suspected Flanders was an alien!
