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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart! Hurry up! We're going to be late for the movie! Dad's waiting in the car! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Why don't you just use the bathroom at theater? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} It's too far from here! Oh, man, I shouldn't have that extra large Squishee. Nature's calling, it's got speed dial, and isn't taking "no" for an answer! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} What happens to Lisa? She just vanished! Has she always just been a ghost and no one told me? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} The props are cursed. They take the person who touches them to another place. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Well, I'm going to save her! Then she'll have to start returning my emails! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I don't think it works what... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sound}} Pop! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} ...way! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Dark Lord of the Sith}} Your armor is in place! Rise, dark lord! Rise! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Man, all those third degree burns really make a guy thirsty! Can you get me a beer? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dark Lord of the Sith}} I'm afraid there's no beer in outer space. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} No... beer...? D'oooooooooooooh! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} But remember, the most important power a kid can have is the power of a library card! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Wait until the bullies at school see this... uh, Homer? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Hey, dad, do those burns hurt? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} No, sweetie, luckily most of my pain nerves got cauterized. But listen up, Bat in the future you call me "dad," not, "Homer!" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Why? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Because I am your farther! | |
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Latest revision as of 10:19, May 15, 2021
- Lisa: Bart! Hurry up! We're going to be late for the movie! Dad's waiting in the car!
- Milhouse: Why don't you just use the bathroom at theater?
- Bart: It's too far from here! Oh, man, I shouldn't have that extra large Squishee. Nature's calling, it's got speed dial, and isn't taking "no" for an answer!
- Milhouse: What happens to Lisa? She just vanished! Has she always just been a ghost and no one told me?
- Bart: The props are cursed. They take the person who touches them to another place.
- Milhouse: Well, I'm going to save her! Then she'll have to start returning my emails!
- Bart: I don't think it works what...
- Sound: Pop!
- Bart: ...way!
- Dark Lord of the Sith: Your armor is in place! Rise, dark lord! Rise!
- Homer: Man, all those third degree burns really make a guy thirsty! Can you get me a beer?
- Dark Lord of the Sith: I'm afraid there's no beer in outer space.
- Homer: No... beer...? D'oooooooooooooh!
- Lisa: But remember, the most important power a kid can have is the power of a library card!
- Bart: Wait until the bullies at school see this... uh, Homer?
- Lisa: Hey, dad, do those burns hurt?
- Homer: No, sweetie, luckily most of my pain nerves got cauterized. But listen up, Bat in the future you call me "dad," not, "Homer!"
- Bart: Why?
- Homer: Because I am your farther!
