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| − | + | {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Bart! Your mother is still mad at me for that time I accidentally turned you into a paramecium. You're deliberately trying to get me in trouble with the yelling and the lawsuits and the calling of names! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} I'm sorry, Professor! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ...and so what you're telling me is that my son is now a fish? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} Er... yes. Sorry. Say, is your wife going to be all right what with the passing out and falling to the floor? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Eh. I'll get her a pillow later. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} No... we are not selling our son to the circus, and that's final. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Good thinking, Marge! Why let those sleazy ringmasters make all the money? We'll just chage the rubes five bucks a pop to look at him in the bathroom! Lisa can seel corn dogs! Of course, she'll have to quit school... | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I'm not quitting school to sell corn dogs, dad! Besides, we need that bathtub, some of us more than others! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Well, I certainly can't quit school. I don't even go to school! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} I'm sorry, Bart. But my mom says I shouldn't be friends with a fish! I could get fin rot! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} Bart! This is am tter of life or death! There's a capsized ship and the flooding is up to here with water and icy cold. [BRRRRR!] Only you can save the crw! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Well, then, what are we wating for? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Whoa, dude! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Awesome! | |
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Latest revision as of 08:21, August 2, 2021
- Professor Frink: Bart! Your mother is still mad at me for that time I accidentally turned you into a paramecium. You're deliberately trying to get me in trouble with the yelling and the lawsuits and the calling of names!
- Bart: I'm sorry, Professor!
- Homer: ...and so what you're telling me is that my son is now a fish?
- Professor Frink: Er... yes. Sorry. Say, is your wife going to be all right what with the passing out and falling to the floor?
- Homer: Eh. I'll get her a pillow later.
- Marge: No... we are not selling our son to the circus, and that's final.
- Homer: Good thinking, Marge! Why let those sleazy ringmasters make all the money? We'll just chage the rubes five bucks a pop to look at him in the bathroom! Lisa can seel corn dogs! Of course, she'll have to quit school...
- Lisa: I'm not quitting school to sell corn dogs, dad! Besides, we need that bathtub, some of us more than others!
- Homer: Well, I certainly can't quit school. I don't even go to school!
- Milhouse Van Houten: I'm sorry, Bart. But my mom says I shouldn't be friends with a fish! I could get fin rot!
- Professor Frink: Bart! This is am tter of life or death! There's a capsized ship and the flooding is up to here with water and icy cold. [BRRRRR!] Only you can save the crw!
- Bart: Well, then, what are we wating for?
- Nelson Muntz: Whoa, dude!
- Milhouse Van Houten: Awesome!
