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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Lisa, what's wrong with your saxamophone? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} It sounds like when Moe opened that awful "strangle your own" goose" Christmas farm. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I dropped it and bent the mouthpiece. Can I have some money to replace it? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Sorry, sweetie, all of the family's money is tied up in daddy's new investment plan. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} You mean all those boxes of moustache wax you bought? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} We're going to make a fortune? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} The only person who bought a case was Ned Flanders. And that's because he felt sorry for you! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Excuse me, do you have saxophone mouth-piece I could put on layaway? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Largo]]}} No we don't SCRAM! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Mr. Largo? You work here? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Jer]]}} Not anymore he doesn't! Dewey, that was your last warning! You're fired! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Largo}} Fine! No one could stand working here! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} How bad could it be? You're surrounded by people who love music all day. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Largo}} Oh yeah? I'd like yo see you try it! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I'd be happy to! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Jer}} You're hired! Get your parents to sign a waiver saying they'll let you work here, and you can start after school tomorrow! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Oh hey, ain't you Homer's kid, Liesel? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Lisa! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} Whatever! Let me see that tuba and kettle drum up there! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} [PANT!] [GASP!] There you go! Did you want to play them? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} Nah! I just like getting people to lift heavy things for me! It cheers me up to see other people struggling like I do with my crippling sadness. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} When I'm feeling down, playing the blues always helps me. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} Naw! I'm a booze man, not a blues man! But hey, could you show me that big xylophone on the top shelf there? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} [SIGH!] | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Oh, hi, Janey, how's that French horn I sold you yesterday working out? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Janey Powell]]}} I think it makes me look fat! What's the cutest instrument you've got? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I'm sorry? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Janey}} I just want something that the boys in school will like! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Music isn't about vanity! It's about expressing what's on the inside! It's the language of the soul! Here's a piccolo. The name is adorable. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Janey}} I'll take it! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ...so you see my problem. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Yes, but-- | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} You don't want Marge and me to break up, do you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} Heavens no, it's just that... ...how does this help again? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} When I go to kiss Marge, I see you. So if you look like Marge, that might make it okay. I'll just need you to dress like this for a week or two, tops! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} Sorry, Homer being a good neighbor only goes so far! You're just going to have to figure this out on you own. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Todd Flanders]]}} Why can daddy dress up like Mrs. Simpson, but when I dress up like mommy, we always have to have long talk? | |
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Latest revision as of 07:09, May 15, 2021
- Homer: Lisa, what's wrong with your saxamophone?
- Marge: It sounds like when Moe opened that awful "strangle your own" goose" Christmas farm.
- Lisa: I dropped it and bent the mouthpiece. Can I have some money to replace it?
- Homer: Sorry, sweetie, all of the family's money is tied up in daddy's new investment plan.
- Marge: You mean all those boxes of moustache wax you bought?
- Homer: We're going to make a fortune?
- Marge: The only person who bought a case was Ned Flanders. And that's because he felt sorry for you!
- Lisa: Excuse me, do you have saxophone mouth-piece I could put on layaway?
- Mr. Largo: No we don't SCRAM!
- Lisa: Mr. Largo? You work here?
- Jer: Not anymore he doesn't! Dewey, that was your last warning! You're fired!
- Mr. Largo: Fine! No one could stand working here!
- Lisa: How bad could it be? You're surrounded by people who love music all day.
- Mr. Largo: Oh yeah? I'd like yo see you try it!
- Lisa: I'd be happy to!
- Jer: You're hired! Get your parents to sign a waiver saying they'll let you work here, and you can start after school tomorrow!
- Moe Szyslak: Oh hey, ain't you Homer's kid, Liesel?
- Lisa: Lisa!
- Moe: Whatever! Let me see that tuba and kettle drum up there!
- Lisa: [PANT!] [GASP!] There you go! Did you want to play them?
- Moe: Nah! I just like getting people to lift heavy things for me! It cheers me up to see other people struggling like I do with my crippling sadness.
- Lisa: When I'm feeling down, playing the blues always helps me.
- Moe: Naw! I'm a booze man, not a blues man! But hey, could you show me that big xylophone on the top shelf there?
- Lisa: [SIGH!]
- Lisa: Oh, hi, Janey, how's that French horn I sold you yesterday working out?
- Janey Powell: I think it makes me look fat! What's the cutest instrument you've got?
- Lisa: I'm sorry?
- Janey: I just want something that the boys in school will like!
- Lisa: Music isn't about vanity! It's about expressing what's on the inside! It's the language of the soul! Here's a piccolo. The name is adorable.
- Janey: I'll take it!
- Homer: ...so you see my problem.
- Ned Flanders: Yes, but--
- Homer: You don't want Marge and me to break up, do you?
- Ned: Heavens no, it's just that... ...how does this help again?
- Homer: When I go to kiss Marge, I see you. So if you look like Marge, that might make it okay. I'll just need you to dress like this for a week or two, tops!
- Ned: Sorry, Homer being a good neighbor only goes so far! You're just going to have to figure this out on you own.
- Todd Flanders: Why can daddy dress up like Mrs. Simpson, but when I dress up like mommy, we always have to have long talk?
