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| − | + | {{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Bart Simpson... the time has finally come... ...to throw the book at you. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Something special next, kidlets. It's not often we take requests on this show but on e little tyke called to tell me that he's only got one week to live. And the one thing that would send him into the afterlife with a mile on his face would be his favorite caroon. What's a clown to do? This one's for you, Bart Simpson. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} This isn't going to work, Bart. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Watch and learn, Lisa. Watch and learn. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Dad, you gotta help me! The movie I need for school is rated R! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} We've had the discussion before, youn man. We're not having that filth in our house. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Aw, man... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} So, the movie the kid wants is for adults, eh? Any nudity? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} Yeah. Gwyneth Platrow. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Aw, man... | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Like you've actually read Great Exaggerations. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} As a matter of fact, I have. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I'll bet you haven't. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I have! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Get real. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I read it! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} In your dreams. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I'll prove it to you! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} So, did you get the report finished? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} In the bag, Milhouse, my man. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} How'd you do it? Did you go on the Iternet? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Nothing so primitive. I used subterfuge. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Is that like ritalin? | |
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Latest revision as of 07:42, May 15, 2021
- Edna Krabappel: Bart Simpson... the time has finally come... ...to throw the book at you.
- Krusty the Clown: Something special next, kidlets. It's not often we take requests on this show but on e little tyke called to tell me that he's only got one week to live. And the one thing that would send him into the afterlife with a mile on his face would be his favorite caroon. What's a clown to do? This one's for you, Bart Simpson.
- Lisa: This isn't going to work, Bart.
- Bart: Watch and learn, Lisa. Watch and learn.
- Bart: Dad, you gotta help me! The movie I need for school is rated R!
- Homer: We've had the discussion before, youn man. We're not having that filth in our house.
- Bart: Aw, man...
- Homer: So, the movie the kid wants is for adults, eh? Any nudity?
- Squeaky-voiced teen: Yeah. Gwyneth Platrow.
- Homer: Aw, man...
- Bart: Like you've actually read Great Exaggerations.
- Lisa: As a matter of fact, I have.
- Bart: I'll bet you haven't.
- Lisa: I have!
- Bart: Get real.
- Lisa: I read it!
- Bart: In your dreams.
- Lisa: I'll prove it to you!
- Milhouse Van Houten: So, did you get the report finished?
- Bart: In the bag, Milhouse, my man.
- Milhouse: How'd you do it? Did you go on the Iternet?
- Bart: Nothing so primitive. I used subterfuge.
- Milhouse: Is that like ritalin?
