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Difference between revisions of "The Man With Two Wives/Quotes"

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:''[Homer and some coworkers are playing poker while an alarm blares in the background]''
 
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{{qf|[[Carl]]}} Ya gotta let us win some of our poker money back, Homer.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' "As safety inspector, I really should check out that alarm. It might be important."
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} As safety inspector, I really should check out that alarm. It might be important.
:'''[[Lenny]]:''' "The alarm wasn't important two hours ago when you were losing."
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{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} The alarm wasn't important two hours ago when you were losing.
 
 
 
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:''[Mr. Burns and Smithers walk in]''
 
:''[Mr. Burns and Smithers walk in]''
:'''[[Smithers]]:''' "A-ha! Gambling on company time!"
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{{qf|[[Smithers]]}} A-ha! Gambling on company time!
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{{qf|Lenny}} Cheeze it! The boss!
 
:''[Homer, Lenny, Carl and Gil try to escape out of the emergency exit.]''
 
:''[Homer, Lenny, Carl and Gil try to escape out of the emergency exit.]''
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' "I'm afraid you'll find all the emergency exit door knobs have been replaced with [[Britain|British]] tea scones. Escape is impossible!"
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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} I'm afraid you'll find all the emergency exit door knobs have been replaced with [[Britain|British]] tea scones. Escape is impossible!
  
 
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Latest revision as of 07:11, May 15, 2021



[Homer and some coworkers are playing poker while an alarm blares in the background]
Carl: Ya gotta let us win some of our poker money back, Homer.
Homer: As safety inspector, I really should check out that alarm. It might be important.
Lenny: The alarm wasn't important two hours ago when you were losing.

[Mr. Burns and Smithers walk in]
Smithers: A-ha! Gambling on company time!
Lenny: Cheeze it! The boss!
[Homer, Lenny, Carl and Gil try to escape out of the emergency exit.]
Mr. Burns: I'm afraid you'll find all the emergency exit door knobs have been replaced with British tea scones. Escape is impossible!