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| − | + | {{qf|[[The Rich Texan]]}} If you're gonna vote, we'll need some photo ID. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer Simpson]]}} But I've lived here all my life! | |
| − | + | {{qf|The Rich Texan}} Stoppin' all Americans from votin' is for the protection of all Americans. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} But I'm a 40-year-old white guy who didn't go to college and who gets all his news from monitors at gas stations. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} [[Barack Obama]]? I don't know. I've already got one wife telling me to eat healthy. Plus, he promised me death panels and Grampa's still alive. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} [[Mitt Romney]]? I hear he wears magic underpants. I expect the leader of the free world to go commando. Plus his horse totally choked at the Olympics. On the other hand, he did invent ObamaCare. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Voting computer}} Thank you for voting for Mitt Romney. You may now see his tax return. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[after being sucked into a tube]'' Oh, I hate being sucked into tubes! ''[Homer goes through the tube to [[China]]]'' Well, at least I've got a steady job! ''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Ned Flanders]] comes through another tube]'' D'oh! | |
Latest revision as of 09:07, August 25, 2022
- The Rich Texan: If you're gonna vote, we'll need some photo ID.
- Homer Simpson: But I've lived here all my life!
- The Rich Texan: Stoppin' all Americans from votin' is for the protection of all Americans.
- Homer: But I'm a 40-year-old white guy who didn't go to college and who gets all his news from monitors at gas stations.
- Homer: Barack Obama? I don't know. I've already got one wife telling me to eat healthy. Plus, he promised me death panels and Grampa's still alive.
- Homer: Mitt Romney? I hear he wears magic underpants. I expect the leader of the free world to go commando. Plus his horse totally choked at the Olympics. On the other hand, he did invent ObamaCare.
- Voting computer: Thank you for voting for Mitt Romney. You may now see his tax return.
- Homer: [after being sucked into a tube] Oh, I hate being sucked into tubes! [Homer goes through the tube to China] Well, at least I've got a steady job! [Ned Flanders comes through another tube] D'oh!
