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The '''Male Golem''', also known as the '''Golem of Prague''', was a Jewish {{W|Golem}} made of clay.
  
'''Mark Hamill''' is an American actor most famous for his role as [[Luke Skywalker]] in ''[[Star Wars]]''. He spoke at the [[Springfield]] [[Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con]] and appeared in the [[Springfield Dinner Theater]]'s production of ''{{w|Guys and Dolls}}''.
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In the 1600s, the Golem was created on a potters wheel by a rabbi in the [[Old New Synagogue]] in [[Prague]]. The Golem was made to perform any task that was written on a scroll and placed in its mouth. After its creation, the rabbi had the Golem kill the rioters outside the Old New Synagogue. At some point after that event, he killed a {{W|czar}}. Eventually, the Golem ended up under the ownership of [[Krusty the Clown]]. During this period, Krusty had him kill some hecklers during a comedy show he held at [[The Laugh Stop]].
  
[[Mayor Quimby]] introduced Hamill to the Sci-Fi Con crowd as "Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill!" to the glee of the assembled nerds. They quickly got annoyed and impatient, however, when Hamill repeatedly made sales pitches for {{w|Sprint Nextel|Sprint}} instead of talking about ''Star Wars''.
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One day, after a recording of ''{{Krusty show}}'', [[Bart]] went backstage to find Krusty to complain about his [[Krusty Brand Alarm Clock]]. Instead, he found Krusty's prop room and decided to look around. Here he found the Golem, which initially scared him. Krusty then appeared and told Bart the Golem's story. Bart then wrote a note telling the Golem to go to his house at midnight and put it in the Golem's mouth. That night, Bart was eagerly awaiting the Golem's arrival. After being faked out by a drunken [[Homer]], the Golem showed up and Bart wrote a note telling him to "kick Homer's balls". The Golem misunderstood this as "kick Homer's walls" instead at first, but then managed to do the task. The next day, Bart took the Golem to school and had him rearrange the bullies heads after they demanded Bart's lunch money...
  
When Hamill said they were going to act out a scene from ''Star Wars'' and asked for a volunteer to play the part of Obi-Wan Kenobi, a crowd of would-be volunteers rushed the stage and a riot quickly ensued.  Hamill apparently hurt his knee, but [[Homer Simpson]] came to the rescue, carrying Hamill out of the room and also clearing the way for Mayor Quimby to escape. Hamill was grateful for the rescue, and the experience motivated Homer to become a professional bodyguard. Homer ended up taking on the job of protecting Mayor Quimby when Quimby fired his own bodyguards due to their ineffectiveness during the nerd riot...
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The Male Golem, also known as the Golem of Prague, was a Jewish Golem made of clay.

In the 1600s, the Golem was created on a potters wheel by a rabbi in the Old New Synagogue in Prague. The Golem was made to perform any task that was written on a scroll and placed in its mouth. After its creation, the rabbi had the Golem kill the rioters outside the Old New Synagogue. At some point after that event, he killed a czar. Eventually, the Golem ended up under the ownership of Krusty the Clown. During this period, Krusty had him kill some hecklers during a comedy show he held at The Laugh Stop.

One day, after a recording of The Krusty the Clown Show, Bart went backstage to find Krusty to complain about his Krusty Brand Alarm Clock. Instead, he found Krusty's prop room and decided to look around. Here he found the Golem, which initially scared him. Krusty then appeared and told Bart the Golem's story. Bart then wrote a note telling the Golem to go to his house at midnight and put it in the Golem's mouth. That night, Bart was eagerly awaiting the Golem's arrival. After being faked out by a drunken Homer, the Golem showed up and Bart wrote a note telling him to "kick Homer's balls". The Golem misunderstood this as "kick Homer's walls" instead at first, but then managed to do the task. The next day, Bart took the Golem to school and had him rearrange the bullies heads after they demanded Bart's lunch money...

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