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The '''Male Golem''', also known as the '''Golem of Prague''', was a Jewish {{W|Golem}} made of clay.
  
'''Jeremy "Jay G" Gilroy''', is a rapper and owner of the [[Golden Goose]] brand and a former member of the rap group [[The Five Boyfriends]].
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In the 1600s, the Golem was created on a potters wheel by a rabbi in the [[Old New Synagogue]] in [[Prague]]. The Golem was made to perform any task that was written on a scroll and placed in its mouth. After its creation, the rabbi had the Golem kill the rioters outside the Old New Synagogue. At some point after that event, he killed a {{W|czar}}. Eventually, the Golem ended up under the ownership of [[Krusty the Clown]]. During this period, Krusty had him kill some hecklers during a comedy show he held at [[The Laugh Stop]].
  
When [[Mr. Burns]] and [[Homer]] try to crash a party, they discover that the host, Jay G, likes Mr. Burns as he is his role model after reading his book, ''[[The Rungs of Ruthlessness]]'', which he found on a bus that he hijacked once, and thanks Burns for making him become who he is. After this, Jay G and Mr. Burns bond and become friends.
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One day, after a recording of ''{{Krusty show}}'', [[Bart]] went backstage to find Krusty to complain about his [[Krusty Brand Alarm Clock]]. Instead, he found Krusty's prop room and decided to look around. Here he found the Golem, which initially scared him. Krusty then appeared and told Bart the Golem's story. Bart then wrote a note telling the Golem to go to his house at midnight and put it in the Golem's mouth. That night, Bart was eagerly awaiting the Golem's arrival. After being faked out by a drunken [[Homer]], the Golem showed up and Bart wrote a note telling him to "kick Homer's balls". The Golem misunderstood this as "kick Homer's walls" instead at first, but then managed to do the task. The next day, Bart took the Golem to school and had him rearrange the bullies heads after they demanded Bart's lunch money...
  
Jay G brings Homer and Burns on his private plane and gives Burns a special credit card for him to use. He invites Burns, with Homer tagging along, to buy a lot of stuff for really high prices, and slowly emptied out his bank account.
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Burns soon finds out his trouble are worse, as his card is declined, as he is broke. Jay G's repo men come to his mansion to retrieve all his high expensive belongings. Homer then shows Burns a music video Jay G made, called "[[Monty Burnt]]", and he is reduced to crying after finding it out, as he had hit rock bottom...
 
 
 
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The Male Golem, also known as the Golem of Prague, was a Jewish Golem made of clay.

In the 1600s, the Golem was created on a potters wheel by a rabbi in the Old New Synagogue in Prague. The Golem was made to perform any task that was written on a scroll and placed in its mouth. After its creation, the rabbi had the Golem kill the rioters outside the Old New Synagogue. At some point after that event, he killed a czar. Eventually, the Golem ended up under the ownership of Krusty the Clown. During this period, Krusty had him kill some hecklers during a comedy show he held at The Laugh Stop.

One day, after a recording of The Krusty the Clown Show, Bart went backstage to find Krusty to complain about his Krusty Brand Alarm Clock. Instead, he found Krusty's prop room and decided to look around. Here he found the Golem, which initially scared him. Krusty then appeared and told Bart the Golem's story. Bart then wrote a note telling the Golem to go to his house at midnight and put it in the Golem's mouth. That night, Bart was eagerly awaiting the Golem's arrival. After being faked out by a drunken Homer, the Golem showed up and Bart wrote a note telling him to "kick Homer's balls". The Golem misunderstood this as "kick Homer's walls" instead at first, but then managed to do the task. The next day, Bart took the Golem to school and had him rearrange the bullies heads after they demanded Bart's lunch money...

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