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| − | '''''Bartman's Bottom 40''''' is a comic story | + | '''''Bartman's Bottom 40''''' is a ''{{ap|Bartman|comic book series}}'' comic story first printed in ''[[Bartman: The Best of the Best!]]''. |
== List == | == List == | ||
| − | + | #Bullies with mega-strength superpowers. | |
| − | # Bullies with mega-strength superpowers | + | #Parents who tell their friends about your "cute little costume". |
| − | # Parents who tell their friends about your "cute little costume". | + | #School nights. |
| − | # School nights. | + | #Learning the hard way that Man was not meant to fly. |
| − | # Learning the hard way that Man was not meant to fly. | + | #Sidekicks that can't stay up past nine o'clock. |
| − | # | + | #Using allowance to pay off anonymous tipsters. |
| − | # Using allowance to pay off anonymous tipsters. | + | #Forgetting that the mobsters and the [[Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby|Mayor]] drive black limos. |
| − | # Forgetting that the mobsters | + | #The fine line between superhero and psycho-vigilante. |
| − | # The fine line between superhero and psycho-vigilante. | + | #Sliding down the Bartpole in shorts. |
| − | # Sliding down the Bartpole in shorts. | + | #Slick Hollywood exports that try to exploit your good name. |
| − | # Slick Hollywood exports that try to exploit your name. | + | #The universe imploding upon itself and restarting again with subtle changes. |
| − | # The universe imploding upon itself and restarting again with subtle changes. | + | #Chronic cowl-head. |
| − | # Chronic cowl-head. | + | #Having homework to do before going out and bustin' heads. |
| − | # Having homework to do before going out and bustin' heads. | + | #Sharpening the giant pencil in the Bartcave. |
| − | # Sharpening the giant pencil in the Bartcave. | + | #[[Chief Wiggum|Police Chiefs]] that only give you 24 hours to crack the case. |
| − | # [[Chief Wiggum|Police Chiefs]] that only give you 24 hours to | + | #[[Houseboy]]'s lactose intolerance. |
| − | # [[ | + | #Contracting TMJ from all that teeth gritting. |
| − | # Contracting TMJ from all that teeth gritting. | + | #Psychotic villains that don't use deodorant. |
| − | # Psychotic villains that don't use deodorant. | + | #[[Santa's Little Helper|Bartdog]]'s bout with compulsive tail chasing. |
| − | # [[Santa's Little Helper|Bartdog]]'s bout with compulsive tail chasing. | + | #The Bartcave's persistent mildew. |
| − | # The Bartcave's persistent mildew. | + | #Maniac Beef Jerky Monsters from Dimension Q. |
| − | # Maniac Beef Jerky Monsters from Dimension Q. | + | #Getting caught soliloquizing. |
| − | # Getting caught | + | #Cape-burn. |
| − | # Cape-burn. | + | #Defective grappling hooks. |
| − | # Defective grappling hooks. | + | #Curious sisters searching for blackmail material. |
| − | # Curious sisters searching for blackmail material. | + | #[[Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop|Comic Book Shops]] that are closed on Sunday. |
| − | # [[Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop|Comic Book Shops]] that are closed on Sunday. | + | #Self-centered reporters. |
| − | # | + | #Poorly paved streets and sidewalks. |
| + | #Bad guys who don't use old warehouses or castles for hideouts. | ||
| + | #Any use of the word "techno". | ||
| + | #Senses-shattering adventures not being as senses-shattering as the good old days. | ||
| + | #The obvious merchandising ploy in the "New Look" Radioactive Man Adventures television show. | ||
| + | #Lax security at the pen where they send the costumed super-villains. | ||
| + | #The criminal menace named [[Sideshow Bob]]. | ||
| + | #Misjudging the distance between the window and the tree. | ||
| + | #Houseboy's stash of [[Malibu Stacey]] comics. | ||
| + | #A lifetime of radiation exposure, yet no cool powers. | ||
| + | #"Intimidating voice" is just not intimidating. | ||
| + | #Being a street fighting man in a town full of sidewalks. | ||
| + | #Taking a bite out of crime and getting it stuck between your teeth. | ||
| − | [[Category: | + | [[Category:Bartman stories]] |
| + | [[Category:1995]] | ||
Latest revision as of 19:41, September 19, 2021
General
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The contents of this article are based on an issue of Simpsons Comics or another comic series and is considered to be non-canon and may not have actually happened/existed.
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Comic Story information
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Bartman's Bottom 40 is a Bartman comic story first printed in Bartman: The Best of the Best!.
List[edit]
- Bullies with mega-strength superpowers.
- Parents who tell their friends about your "cute little costume".
- School nights.
- Learning the hard way that Man was not meant to fly.
- Sidekicks that can't stay up past nine o'clock.
- Using allowance to pay off anonymous tipsters.
- Forgetting that the mobsters and the Mayor drive black limos.
- The fine line between superhero and psycho-vigilante.
- Sliding down the Bartpole in shorts.
- Slick Hollywood exports that try to exploit your good name.
- The universe imploding upon itself and restarting again with subtle changes.
- Chronic cowl-head.
- Having homework to do before going out and bustin' heads.
- Sharpening the giant pencil in the Bartcave.
- Police Chiefs that only give you 24 hours to crack the case.
- Houseboy's lactose intolerance.
- Contracting TMJ from all that teeth gritting.
- Psychotic villains that don't use deodorant.
- Bartdog's bout with compulsive tail chasing.
- The Bartcave's persistent mildew.
- Maniac Beef Jerky Monsters from Dimension Q.
- Getting caught soliloquizing.
- Cape-burn.
- Defective grappling hooks.
- Curious sisters searching for blackmail material.
- Comic Book Shops that are closed on Sunday.
- Self-centered reporters.
- Poorly paved streets and sidewalks.
- Bad guys who don't use old warehouses or castles for hideouts.
- Any use of the word "techno".
- Senses-shattering adventures not being as senses-shattering as the good old days.
- The obvious merchandising ploy in the "New Look" Radioactive Man Adventures television show.
- Lax security at the pen where they send the costumed super-villains.
- The criminal menace named Sideshow Bob.
- Misjudging the distance between the window and the tree.
- Houseboy's stash of Malibu Stacey comics.
- A lifetime of radiation exposure, yet no cool powers.
- "Intimidating voice" is just not intimidating.
- Being a street fighting man in a town full of sidewalks.
- Taking a bite out of crime and getting it stuck between your teeth.
