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| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} All right, settle down, Ralphie. Heh, heh! Don't make me taser you. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Sarah Wiggum]]}} Maybe we should let Ralphie be a big boy today and leave his leash in the car. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Okay, but this means you have to be very careful, Ralphie. And, although they have athe best kinds of candy, don't talk to strangers. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Hi! You're older boys. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Yoink! We'll be taking this. Thank, dweeb! : Now I can get that mace i wanted. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Awesome! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} Score! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} Those boys are like when church comes to the door. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} We're going to be best friends forever, Prince Porkchops, and I am going to make yo ua bracelet that says so! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Say, that's a pretty good pig nose, Ralpihe... almost too good. Wait a second! You're not my Ralphie! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Prince Porkchops]]}} [OINK!] | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} If I took you home instead of Ralphie. Then he's... oh no, I've made a terrible mistake! That yokel is going to eat my son! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Aww, look at those two, having the time of their lives. The gbest things in life really are free. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} Ooh, I think my supper wants to be on the outside again. | |
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Latest revision as of 13:18, March 7, 2022
- Chief Wiggum: All right, settle down, Ralphie. Heh, heh! Don't make me taser you.
- Sarah Wiggum: Maybe we should let Ralphie be a big boy today and leave his leash in the car.
- Chief Wiggum: Okay, but this means you have to be very careful, Ralphie. And, although they have athe best kinds of candy, don't talk to strangers.
- Ralph Wiggum: Hi! You're older boys.
- Kearney Zzyzwicz: Yoink! We'll be taking this. Thank, dweeb! : Now I can get that mace i wanted.
- Jimbo Jones: Awesome!
- Dolph Shapiro: Score!
- Ralph: Those boys are like when church comes to the door.
- Ralph: We're going to be best friends forever, Prince Porkchops, and I am going to make yo ua bracelet that says so!
- Chief Wiggum: Say, that's a pretty good pig nose, Ralpihe... almost too good. Wait a second! You're not my Ralphie!
- Prince Porkchops: [OINK!]
- Chief Wiggum: If I took you home instead of Ralphie. Then he's... oh no, I've made a terrible mistake! That yokel is going to eat my son!
- Chief Wiggum: Aww, look at those two, having the time of their lives. The gbest things in life really are free.
- Ralph: Ooh, I think my supper wants to be on the outside again.
