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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} I'm bored! Why did [[Milhouse]] have to go to that stupid allergy camp? | |
| − | + | {{qf|El Klratu}} Greetings. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hey! You playing here, too? Having any fun? | |
| − | + | {{qf|El Klratu}} Fun? I do not know. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} How can you not know if you're having fun? Fun is fun. | |
| − | + | {{qf|El Klratu}} Can you demonstrate "fun"? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Sure! Have you ever used spray paint? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} That was rice! You gotta admit that was fun! | |
| − | + | {{qf|El Klratu}} Using titanium dioxide and latex to communicate graphically was mot enjoyable! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Titanium oxide? Aww. You're not some kind of brainiac are you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|El Klratu}} Intelligence is not highly regard here? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Sometimes. But my sister is super smart, and she never has fun. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Good morning, I'm Kent Brockman. Our lead story today... mayor hates kittens, perhaps even all mammals. And this just in... something better is on Channel 5. Plus a spaceship! Is the right? Do we have a source on that? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|El Klratu}} They do not appear to be having fun. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Nah, they're too old for fun. | |
| − | + | {{qf|El Klratu}} That is a shame. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} My Grampa lives there. He never has fun. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} This yello hurts my teeth. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Jasper Beardsley]]}} Has it got hooves in it? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} The windows is for customers to look through! Unless you are buying something, kindly press your faces elsewhere. | |
| − | + | {{qf|El Klratu}} Comics are fun? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Comics are the most fun! And maybe the best day of the year should come early this year. | |
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| + | [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 08:42, May 15, 2021
- Bart: I'm bored! Why did Milhouse have to go to that stupid allergy camp?
- El Klratu: Greetings.
- Bart: Hey! You playing here, too? Having any fun?
- El Klratu: Fun? I do not know.
- Bart: How can you not know if you're having fun? Fun is fun.
- El Klratu: Can you demonstrate "fun"?
- Bart: Sure! Have you ever used spray paint?
- Bart: That was rice! You gotta admit that was fun!
- El Klratu: Using titanium dioxide and latex to communicate graphically was mot enjoyable!
- Bart: Titanium oxide? Aww. You're not some kind of brainiac are you?
- El Klratu: Intelligence is not highly regard here?
- Bart: Sometimes. But my sister is super smart, and she never has fun.
- Kent Brockman: Good morning, I'm Kent Brockman. Our lead story today... mayor hates kittens, perhaps even all mammals. And this just in... something better is on Channel 5. Plus a spaceship! Is the right? Do we have a source on that?
- El Klratu: They do not appear to be having fun.
- Bart: Nah, they're too old for fun.
- El Klratu: That is a shame.
- Bart: My Grampa lives there. He never has fun.
- Grampa: This yello hurts my teeth.
- Jasper Beardsley: Has it got hooves in it?
- Comic Book Guy: The windows is for customers to look through! Unless you are buying something, kindly press your faces elsewhere.
- El Klratu: Comics are fun?
- Bart: Comics are the most fun! And maybe the best day of the year should come early this year.
