Difference between revisions of "Heaven vs. Hell"
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| − | '''Heaven vs. Hell''' is a | + | '''Heaven vs. Hell''' is a pair of contrasting lists of sayings by [[Mr. Burns]] and [[Ned Flanders]]. Ned cites a list of Biblical principles (the "Heaven" list) and Burns presents counterarguments (the "Hell" list). |
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{{TH|Heaven}} | {{TH|Heaven}} | ||
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{{TRsT|Money is the root of all evil!}} | {{TRsT|Money is the root of all evil!}} | ||
{{TRs|A profit is not recognized in its own land.}} | {{TRs|A profit is not recognized in its own land.}} | ||
| − | {{TRsT|Speak of the | + | {{TRsT|Speak of the devil, and he is bound to appear.}} |
| − | {{TRs|I am available for personal | + | {{TRs|I am available for personal appearances, but my fee is outrageous!}} |
{{TRsT|I believe that children are our future.}} | {{TRsT|I believe that children are our future.}} | ||
{{TRs|There's a sucker born every minute!}} | {{TRs|There's a sucker born every minute!}} | ||
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{{TRs|Hate the neighborhood watch!}} | {{TRs|Hate the neighborhood watch!}} | ||
{{TRsT|It is better to give than to receive.}} | {{TRsT|It is better to give than to receive.}} | ||
| − | {{TRs|Don't dish | + | {{TRs|Don't dish it out if you can't take it!}} |
| − | {{TRsT| | + | {{TRsT|Forgive and forget.}} |
{{TRs|Revenge is a dish best served cold. And with a side of grudge.}} | {{TRs|Revenge is a dish best served cold. And with a side of grudge.}} | ||
{{TRsT|Judge not, lest you yourself be judged.}} | {{TRsT|Judge not, lest you yourself be judged.}} | ||
{{TRs|Kill them all and let god sort them out!}} | {{TRs|Kill them all and let god sort them out!}} | ||
{{TRsT|Let not the sun go down on your wrath.}} | {{TRsT|Let not the sun go down on your wrath.}} | ||
| − | {{TRs|Never go to bed mad... | + | {{TRs|Never go to bed mad ... stay up and fight!}} |
{{TRsT|Moderation in all things.}} | {{TRsT|Moderation in all things.}} | ||
{{TRs|He who dies with the most toys wins!}} | {{TRs|He who dies with the most toys wins!}} | ||
Latest revision as of 18:19, August 3, 2021
Heaven vs. Hell is a pair of contrasting lists of sayings by Mr. Burns and Ned Flanders. Ned cites a list of Biblical principles (the "Heaven" list) and Burns presents counterarguments (the "Hell" list).
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