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− | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} I thought your dad was taking us trick-or-treating, Bart! | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} He's inside Moe's, getting his costume on. | |
− | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} What's he going as? | |
− | + | {{qf|Bart}} A fat, bald drunk! | |
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− | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Heh. Now there's a freaky Hallowe'en costume! What kind of a crazy kid would dress as Ma-- | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Maggie]]}} Graraar! Arrrrararar! | |
− | + | {{qf|Homer}} [GASP] Maggie! You're not dressed as you! You are you! What idiot gave you these dangerous sharp fake teeth? Was it Bart? Or me? or—Ahh! What fiend gave you those leathery real bat-wings? Was it Dracula? Or Satan? or--- | |
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− | + | {{qf|Bart & {{Ch|Lemmy}}}} Trick or treat, meat!! | |
− | + | {{qf|Bart}} Even seen such a flabby soul, Lemmy? | |
− | + | {{qf|Lemmy}} Quite a heavy load, all right! This looks like a job... for Motörhead! Phil! Mikkey! Drag him to hell! | |
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− | + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Aah, quit whinin' or get out. A dive bar's no place for unhappiness. | |
− | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh, Moe... I just had the weirdest dream. Bart was there, and Motörhead was thhere, and Kaiser Wilhelm was there... | |
− | + | {{qf|Lemmy}} Actually, Homer, this is the dream! You really are rotting and burning in hell! | |
− | + | {{qf|Moe}} You tell him, Lemmy! | |
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− | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer! You're back! And I'm alive! | |
− | + | {{qf|Bart}} [GROAN] My horns are gone! What'd you do, dad? | |
− | + | {{qf|Homer}} What any good father would! I fixed everything temporarily! | |
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Latest revision as of 19:16, October 15, 2021
- Milhouse Van Houten: I thought your dad was taking us trick-or-treating, Bart!
- Bart: He's inside Moe's, getting his costume on.
- Milhouse: What's he going as?
- Bart: A fat, bald drunk!
- Homer: Heh. Now there's a freaky Hallowe'en costume! What kind of a crazy kid would dress as Ma--
- Maggie: Graraar! Arrrrararar!
- Homer: [GASP] Maggie! You're not dressed as you! You are you! What idiot gave you these dangerous sharp fake teeth? Was it Bart? Or me? or—Ahh! What fiend gave you those leathery real bat-wings? Was it Dracula? Or Satan? or---
- Bart & Lemmy: Trick or treat, meat!!
- Bart: Even seen such a flabby soul, Lemmy?
- Lemmy: Quite a heavy load, all right! This looks like a job... for Motörhead! Phil! Mikkey! Drag him to hell!
- Moe Szyslak: Aah, quit whinin' or get out. A dive bar's no place for unhappiness.
- Homer: Oh, Moe... I just had the weirdest dream. Bart was there, and Motörhead was thhere, and Kaiser Wilhelm was there...
- Lemmy: Actually, Homer, this is the dream! You really are rotting and burning in hell!
- Moe: You tell him, Lemmy!
- Marge: Homer! You're back! And I'm alive!
- Bart: [GROAN] My horns are gone! What'd you do, dad?
- Homer: What any good father would! I fixed everything temporarily!