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'''Lisa's House of Haiku''' is a haiku's by [[Lisa]] in ''[[The Lisa Book]]''. | '''Lisa's House of Haiku''' is a haiku's by [[Lisa]] in ''[[The Lisa Book]]''. | ||
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*I am middle child, And attention must be paid! Uh, hello? Hello? | *I am middle child, And attention must be paid! Uh, hello? Hello? | ||
*Bleeding Gums Murphy Lives on in the summer wind. Blow, Dayy-o, blow! | *Bleeding Gums Murphy Lives on in the summer wind. Blow, Dayy-o, blow! | ||
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*A burning tire dump Lights the petrol-scented sky. That smell? It's Springfield! | *A burning tire dump Lights the petrol-scented sky. That smell? It's Springfield! | ||
*Gazpacho. Tofu. Bunly dogless hot dog bun. Vegetarian. | *Gazpacho. Tofu. Bunly dogless hot dog bun. Vegetarian. | ||
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Latest revision as of 19:00, February 8, 2022
Lisa's House of Haiku is a haiku's by Lisa in The Lisa Book.
Haiku[edit]
- I am middle child, And attention must be paid! Uh, hello? Hello?
- Bleeding Gums Murphy Lives on in the summer wind. Blow, Dayy-o, blow!
- O, Mister Bergstrom! There's no substitute for love, My Jewish cowboy.
- On a snowy night, While stopping by the woods, please, Hug a tree for me.
- What's it like to be The smartest one in the room? Alone. So alone.
- Happy Little Elves, If you grow, you may not be Happy, little elves.
- First crush. Nelson Muntz. Dimwitted. Lowbro. Apelike. Daddy, is that you?
- What's the pecullar Odor in geeks, dorks, and nerds? Poindextrose, dummy!
- Without irony, Does thinking give you winkles, Malibu Stacy?
- A burning tire dump Lights the petrol-scented sky. That smell? It's Springfield!
- Gazpacho. Tofu. Bunly dogless hot dog bun. Vegetarian.
