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Lisa's House of Haiku

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Lisa's House of Haiku is a haiku's by Lisa in The Lisa Book.

Haiku[edit]

  • I am middle child, And attention must be paid! Uh, hello? Hello?
  • Bleeding Gums Murphy Lives on in the summer wind. Blow, Dayy-o, blow!
  • O, Mister Bergstrom! There's no substitute for love, My Jewish cowboy.
  • On a snowy night, While stopping by the woods, please, Hug a tree for me.
  • What's it like to be The smartest one in the room? Alone. So alone.
  • Happy Little Elves, If you grow, you may not be Happy, little elves.
  • First crush. Nelson Muntz. Dimwitted. Lowbro. Apelike. Daddy, is that you?
  • What's the pecullar Odor in geeks, dorks, and nerds? Poindextrose, dummy!
  • Without irony, Does thinking give you winkles, Malibu Stacy?
  • A burning tire dump Lights the petrol-scented sky. That smell? It's Springfield!
  • Gazpacho. Tofu. Bunly dogless hot dog bun. Vegetarian.

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