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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Mom, this is all so irresponsible! Giving "A", as a reward for ding nothing? And how could it be healthy for young bodies to overat like that? Also--
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mom, this is all so irresponsible! Giving "A", as a reward for ding nothing? And how could it be healthy for young bodies to overate like that? Also--
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Look It's Bart! My special little winenr! Where should we celebrate? Krustyburger och Krustyburger Express?
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Look It's Bart! My special little winner! Where should we celebrate? Krustyburger och Krustyburger Express?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' [SIGH] I'll be in the car.
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{{qf|Lisa}} [SIGH] I'll be in the car.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' [SIIIIIGH] Me, too.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} [SIIIIIGH] Me, too.
 
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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' It is my sad duty to announce that Springfield Elementary's star eater, Uter Xorker, will miss the state finals. Why don't you tell the whole city. You're letting the down, Uter?
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} It is my sad duty to announce that Springfield Elementary's star eater, Uter Xorker, will miss the state finals. Why don't you tell the whole city. You're letting the down, Uter?
:'''[[Uter]]:''' Uhh can nah taw.
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{{qf|[[Üter Zörker]]}} Uhh can nah taw.
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Oh, that's right. You can't talk. Your jaw's been wired shut. Did it cross your mind that your might be hurting your team when you were pigging out on hazardous jawbreakers?
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Oh, that's right. You can't talk. Your jaw's been wired shut. Did it cross your mind that your might be hurting your team when you were pigging out on hazardous jawbreakers?
:'''[[Uter]]:''' Oo gafe emm to mee!
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{{qf|Üter}} Oo gafe emm to mee!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' It's a little late for apologies, son. Now let's forget about Uter forever and meet his replacement! He'sl half eater and two-thirds defeater! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you.... ...Wendell Borton!
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} It's a little late for apologies, son. Now let's forget about Uter forever and meet his replacement! He's half eater and two-thirds defeater! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you.... ...Wendell Borton!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Aye, carumba!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Aye, carumba!
 
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:'''[[Dolph]]:''' Bart! We heard about uter!
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{{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} Bart! We heard about Uter!
:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' You'd better carry the team now!
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{{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} You'd better carry the team now!
:'''[[Kearney]]:''' Yeah! Mayor Quimby's promise gave us dreams for the future! When I grow up... ...I'm going to be an acturary!
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{{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Yeah! Mayor Quimby's promise gave us dreams for the future! When I grow up... ...I'm going to be an actuary!
:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' I'm going to be a comptroller!
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{{qf|Jimbo}} I'm going to be a comptroller!
:'''[[Dolph]]:''' I'm going to be an ombudsman!
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{{qf|Dolph}} I'm going to be an ombudsman!
:'''[[Kearney]]:''' So get us those straight "A"s...
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{{qf|Kearney}} So get us those straight "A"s...
:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' ...or else!
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{{qf|Jimbo}} ...or else!
:'''[[Dolph]]:''' Yeah! Or else!
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{{qf|Dolph}} Yeah! Or else!
 
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' No! I'm never eating food again!
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{{qf|Bart}} No! I'm never eating food again!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' There is much anger in you.
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{{qf|Homer}} There is much anger in you.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' What the--?
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{{qf|Bart}} What the--?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' You must unlearn all you have learned. The hour has come for the master to teach the apprentice the way of the food.
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{{qf|Homer}} You must unlearn all you have learned. The hour has come for the master to teach the apprentice the way of the food.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Really, dad?
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{{qf|Bart}} Really, dad?
 
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:'''[[Dolph]]:''' Straight "A"s! Ombudsman school hee I come!
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{{qf|Dolph}} Straight "A"s! Ombudsman school here I come!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I got... straight asterisks?
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{{qf|Lisa}} I got... straight asterisks?
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Don't tell anyone, Lisa! It's our new grading system. Asterisks replace "A"s and "A" is the new "D."
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Don't tell anyone, Lisa! It's our new grading system. Asterisks replace "A"s and "A" is the new "D."
:'''[[Homer]]:''' All "A"s? Let's celebrate, boy!
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{{qf|Homer}} All "A"s? Let's celebrate, boy!
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Latest revision as of 13:09, March 7, 2022



Lisa: Mom, this is all so irresponsible! Giving "A", as a reward for ding nothing? And how could it be healthy for young bodies to overate like that? Also--
Marge: Look It's Bart! My special little winner! Where should we celebrate? Krustyburger och Krustyburger Express?
Lisa: [SIGH] I'll be in the car.
Homer: [SIIIIIGH] Me, too.

Principal Skinner: It is my sad duty to announce that Springfield Elementary's star eater, Uter Xorker, will miss the state finals. Why don't you tell the whole city. You're letting the down, Uter?
Üter Zörker: Uhh can nah taw.
Principal Skinner: Oh, that's right. You can't talk. Your jaw's been wired shut. Did it cross your mind that your might be hurting your team when you were pigging out on hazardous jawbreakers?
Üter: Oo gafe emm to mee!
Principal Skinner: It's a little late for apologies, son. Now let's forget about Uter forever and meet his replacement! He's half eater and two-thirds defeater! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you.... ...Wendell Borton!
Bart: Aye, carumba!

Dolph Shapiro: Bart! We heard about Uter!
Jimbo Jones: You'd better carry the team now!
Kearney Zzyzwicz: Yeah! Mayor Quimby's promise gave us dreams for the future! When I grow up... ...I'm going to be an actuary!
Jimbo: I'm going to be a comptroller!
Dolph: I'm going to be an ombudsman!
Kearney: So get us those straight "A"s...
Jimbo: ...or else!
Dolph: Yeah! Or else!

Bart: No! I'm never eating food again!
Homer: There is much anger in you.
Bart: What the--?
Homer: You must unlearn all you have learned. The hour has come for the master to teach the apprentice the way of the food.
Bart: Really, dad?

Dolph: Straight "A"s! Ombudsman school here I come!
Lisa: I got... straight asterisks?
Principal Skinner: Don't tell anyone, Lisa! It's our new grading system. Asterisks replace "A"s and "A" is the new "D."
Homer: All "A"s? Let's celebrate, boy!