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| − | + | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} The wheels on the bus go round and round and round! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Pipe down! You're annoying the driver! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Otto Mann]]}} It's okay, Lisa's dad dude! I'm used to the singing from years of driving the schol bus! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh, okay. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Look, dad! Mount Rushmore! That's not on the way home! I knew we were lost! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Just part of the trip, honey. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Who are those men and why are their heads so big? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Glad you asked, Potsie! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} It's Ralph! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Sorry, honey as Ben Franklin said when he invented democracy, "you snooze, you lose!" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} What does that mean? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} The Washington Monument? Please let me get another map, dad! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} What's that thing? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} That's the Washington Monument! You see, in the late 1700s America's greatest enemies were vampires! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} They were not! They were the Brtish! The red-coats! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} So how did you get home? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} We were lucky. We hitched a ride with a traveling children's theater troupe who were coming to Springfield Elementary to do a play bout the dangers of hitchhiking. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Well, I learned my lesson about making up stories in order to look like a big shot! It should only take about two hours of drinking at Moe's to forget it! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} [SIGH!] | |
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Latest revision as of 07:08, May 15, 2021
- Ralph Wiggum: The wheels on the bus go round and round and round!
- Homer: Pipe down! You're annoying the driver!
- Otto Mann: It's okay, Lisa's dad dude! I'm used to the singing from years of driving the schol bus!
- Homer: Oh, okay.
- Lisa: Look, dad! Mount Rushmore! That's not on the way home! I knew we were lost!
- Homer: Just part of the trip, honey.
- Ralph Wiggum: Who are those men and why are their heads so big?
- Homer: Glad you asked, Potsie!
- Ralph: It's Ralph!
- Homer: Sorry, honey as Ben Franklin said when he invented democracy, "you snooze, you lose!"
- Lisa: What does that mean?
- Lisa: The Washington Monument? Please let me get another map, dad!
- Ralph: What's that thing?
- Homer: That's the Washington Monument! You see, in the late 1700s America's greatest enemies were vampires!
- Lisa: They were not! They were the Brtish! The red-coats!
- Marge: So how did you get home?
- Lisa: We were lucky. We hitched a ride with a traveling children's theater troupe who were coming to Springfield Elementary to do a play bout the dangers of hitchhiking.
- Homer: Well, I learned my lesson about making up stories in order to look like a big shot! It should only take about two hours of drinking at Moe's to forget it!
- Lisa: [SIGH!]
