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:'''[[Bart]]''': Heh heh! Everyone's news "look" should grown in right in time for picture day!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Heh heh! Everyone's news "look" should grown in right in time for picture day!
 
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:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Uh... Mrs. Krabappel?
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{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Uh... Mrs. Krabappel?
:'''[[Martin]]''': I believe we all just hit piberty.
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{{qf|[[Martin]]}} I believe we all just hit puberty.
:'''[[Edna]]''': Wow. Kids grow up so fast these days.
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{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Wow. Kids grow up so fast these days.
 
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:'''[[Bart]]''': I doused myself with the tonic hours ago and still haven't grown as much as a five o'clock shadhow! What's the deal, Frinky?
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{{qf|Bart}} I doused myself with the tonic hours ago and still haven't grown as much as a five o'clock shadow! What's the deal, Frinky?
:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': Hmmm... let me take a peek at your genetic structure.
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{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Hmmm... let me take a peek at your genetic structure.
:'''Sound''': Plink!
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{{qf|Sound}} Plink!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Ow!
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{{qf|Bart}} Ow!
:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': Just as i suspected! You possess as specific recessive gene that counter-acts the effects of the tonic.
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{{qf|Professor Frink}} Just as I suspected! You possess as specific recessive gene that counter-acts the effects of the tonic.
:'''[[Bart]]''': So it work on everyone except me? Sounds kina fishy.
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{{qf|Bart}} So it work on everyone except me? Sounds kinda fishy.
:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': Sorry, Bart, but that's just how stories---[AHEM!] I mean... science works.
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{{qf|Professor Frink}} Sorry, Bart, but that's just how stories---[AHEM!] I mean... science works.
 
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Oh, man! This worked out better than I could have imagined! Not only am I not being shown up by everyone's facial hair; I also got everyone shaved bald! Another perfectly pulled prank!
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{{qf|Bart}} Oh, man! This worked out better than I could have imagined! Not only am I not being shown up by everyone's facial hair; I also got everyone shaved bald! Another perfectly pulled prank!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Oh, really?
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Oh, really?
:'''[[Willie]]''': You're up, Laddie!
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{{qf|[[Willie]]}} You're up, Laddie!
:'''[[Bart]]''': But I didn't have a beard to shave! This isn't fair! Stop! Nit my bad boy spikes! Thery're my trademark!
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{{qf|Bart}} But I didn't have a beard to shave! This isn't fair! Stop! Nit my bad boy spikes! They're my trademark!
 
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:'''[[Bart]]''': That's it! I can't take the lack of attention anymore! Milhouse you gotta shave your musrache... be a smooth face, like me!
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{{qf|Bart}} That's it! I can't take the lack of attention anymore! Milhouse you gotta shave your mustache... be a smooth face, like me!
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Er... sorry, Bart. I gotta go me and some of the guys are meeting up at the barber-shop to wax our mustaches.
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Er... sorry, Bart. I gotta go me and some of the guys are meeting up at the barber-shop to wax our mustaches.
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Latest revision as of 07:17, May 20, 2021



Bart: Heh heh! Everyone's news "look" should grown in right in time for picture day!

Milhouse: Uh... Mrs. Krabappel?
Martin: I believe we all just hit puberty.
Edna Krabappel: Wow. Kids grow up so fast these days.

Bart: I doused myself with the tonic hours ago and still haven't grown as much as a five o'clock shadow! What's the deal, Frinky?
Professor Frink: Hmmm... let me take a peek at your genetic structure.
Sound: Plink!
Bart: Ow!
Professor Frink: Just as I suspected! You possess as specific recessive gene that counter-acts the effects of the tonic.
Bart: So it work on everyone except me? Sounds kinda fishy.
Professor Frink: Sorry, Bart, but that's just how stories---[AHEM!] I mean... science works.

Bart: Oh, man! This worked out better than I could have imagined! Not only am I not being shown up by everyone's facial hair; I also got everyone shaved bald! Another perfectly pulled prank!
Principal Skinner: Oh, really?
Willie: You're up, Laddie!
Bart: But I didn't have a beard to shave! This isn't fair! Stop! Nit my bad boy spikes! They're my trademark!

Bart: That's it! I can't take the lack of attention anymore! Milhouse you gotta shave your mustache... be a smooth face, like me!
Milhouse: Er... sorry, Bart. I gotta go me and some of the guys are meeting up at the barber-shop to wax our mustaches.