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{{qf|[[Kang]]}} Primitive delivery system ... ! It is preventing me from accessing the food supply directly!
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{{qf|[[Otto Mann]]}} Uh-oh! By the pitch of that rattle, there goes another three dimes and a {{W|Susan B. Anthony dollar|Susan B}}. That makes $2.25! 25 more cents and I'm toast!
 
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:''[On board the [[Rigellians]]' [[UFO|spaceship]], an annoyed [[Kang]] is feeding coins into a vending machine that dispenses humans.]''
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{{qf|Kang}} Aha! One more stamped metal disc and I eat! ''[He starts to put the coin into the slot.]''
:'''Kang''': Primitive delivery system ... ! It is preventing me from accessing the food supply directly!
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{{qf|[[Kodos]]}} ''[interrupting]'' Wait, Kang! That is our last Earthling quarter! I need that for the parking meter!
:''[In food slot B2 of the machine, [[Otto]] has been listening closely to the coins that Kang has been depositing.]''
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{{qf|Kang}} Of course. Here you are. ''[He hands Kodos the quarter.]''
:'''Otto''': Uh-oh! By the pitch of that rattle, there goes another three dimes and a {{w|Susan B. Anthony dollar|Susan B}}. That makes $2.25! 25 more cents and I'm toast!
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{{qf|Otto}} Dude, you don't need to feed the meter. Your spaceship totally flattens everything you land on.
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:''[In front of the machine, [[Kang]] has reached the same conclusion as [[Otto]].]''
 
:'''Kang''': Aha! One more stamped metal disc and I eat! ''[He starts to put the coin into the slot.]''
 
:'''[[Kodos]]''': ''[interrupting]'' Wait, Kang! That is our last Earthling quarter! I need that for the parking meter!
 
:'''Kang''': Of course. Here you are. ''[He hands Kodos the quarter.]''
 
:'''Otto''': Dude, you don't need to feed the meter. Your spaceship totally flattens everything you land on.
 
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:''[The aliens realize that [[Otto]] is correct.]''
 
:'''[[Kodos]]''': The human is right! Here you are, Kang. Enjoy your lunch! ''[She hands the quarter back to Kang.]''
 
:'''[[Kang]]''': Thank you, sister!
 
:''[Kang turns back to the machine, puts the quarter in and presses the button for food slot B2—Otto's.]''
 
:'''Otto''': ''[realizing what he's just done]'' Oops.
 
:''[The trap door of Otto's food slot opens, sending him plummeting down the delivery chute. The End.]''
 
 
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{{qf|Kodos}} The human is right! Here you are, Kang. Enjoy your lunch! ''[She hands the quarter back to Kang.]''
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{{qf|Kang}} Thank you, sister!
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{{qf|Otto}} ''[realizing what he's just done]'' Oops.
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[[Category:The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror stories quotes]]

Latest revision as of 22:16, October 15, 2021



Kang: Primitive delivery system ... ! It is preventing me from accessing the food supply directly!
Otto Mann: Uh-oh! By the pitch of that rattle, there goes another three dimes and a Susan B. That makes $2.25! 25 more cents and I'm toast!

Kang: Aha! One more stamped metal disc and I eat! [He starts to put the coin into the slot.]
Kodos: [interrupting] Wait, Kang! That is our last Earthling quarter! I need that for the parking meter!
Kang: Of course. Here you are. [He hands Kodos the quarter.]
Otto: Dude, you don't need to feed the meter. Your spaceship totally flattens everything you land on.

Kodos: The human is right! Here you are, Kang. Enjoy your lunch! [She hands the quarter back to Kang.]
Kang: Thank you, sister!
Otto: [realizing what he's just done] Oops.