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:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' "According to this list of symptoms, Homer seems to have double monkey pox. Ah hee hee hee."
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{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Bartman? Is that you? You sound like you have a cold!
:''[Homer gorans]''
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{{qf|"[[Bartman]]" ([[Sideshow Bob]])}} I ''am'' Bartman, but not the Bartman you know! Chief Wiggum, you've failed the city you swore to protect!
:'''Dr. Hibbert:''' "It's usually instantly fatal, but he'd have to have eaten something from a monkey skull. Is that likely?"
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{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Now see here! I didn't swear to any such thing. And if I did, it was just an empty promise!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' "I'm not worried. Homie has eaten hundreds of poisonous things, and he ''always'' survives."
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' "Stomach of steel, Doc. I'm already feeling better."
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:'''Dr. Hibbert:''' "Hmmm... ''Hundreds'' of poisons, you say?"
 
:'''Marge:''' I've seen him eat lead paint dipped in salsa."
 

Latest revision as of 09:38, May 15, 2021



Chief Wiggum: Bartman? Is that you? You sound like you have a cold!
"Bartman" (Sideshow Bob): I am Bartman, but not the Bartman you know! Chief Wiggum, you've failed the city you swore to protect!
Chief Wiggum: Now see here! I didn't swear to any such thing. And if I did, it was just an empty promise!