Difference between revisions of "Clash of Clones (Tapped Out quest)"

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For other uses of "Clash of Clones", see Clash of Clones.

Clash of Clones is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Clash of Clones content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Barbarian Homer's exclamation mark Hey new Homer, how do I look? Like level 1 loser. Is level 1 the best level? Level 1 am worst level. Total noob level. A noob! That's the worst thing a person can be! I don't wanna start at Level 1. I should start at level... a million billion. It easy: get gold, go to castle, level up! Sometimes me level up in sleep. Task: "Collect Gold" (x300). Task: "Upgrade Barbarian Homer to Level 2". That is easy! Yes, leveling up am easy... at first! *evil laughter* I don't get your jokes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Barbarian Homer's exclamation mark Raiding rules! These dorks do all the getting killed, and I get all the gold. What's that purple stuff? It's called like elixir or something. I get it from raiding. I don't really know what it's for. It looks like wine. Wine comes in bottles and is drunk by fancy people. This is just... purple goo. It's like all thick and nasty. I dare you to drink it. Yeah okay sure, why not? *glug* *glug* glug* That's not wine... that's much much better than wine! It makes wine taste like box wine! I feel confident, talkative, funny, physically attractive and generous! Can I have a sip? Screw you! Go loot your own elixir! It's bender time! Did someone call me? No, the good kind of Bender. Task: "Make Barbarian Homer Go on an Elixir Bender". The job takes 24 hours. That was amazing! I was blasted on elixir for 24 hours, and no hangover! Finally, a booze that doesn't make you feel crappy afterwards, and isn't at all addictive. I NEED MORE ELIXIR!!! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Barbarian Homer's exclamation mark Man, I love being part of a strategy-based raiding game. My old game sucked. SUPER SUCKED. Your castle's looking pretty awesome there Homer. Why does everyone keep calling me Homer? I'm clearly a barbarian. Sure you are. Sure you are. Sure you are. Sure you are. Sure I am. Anyway, I am jonesin' for some of that elixir stuff. I just love how non-addictive it is. I can't stop thinking about that non-addictive mystery liquid -- it's lack of addictiveness consumes my every waking thought. Task: "Make Barbarian Homer Go on an Elixir Bender". The job takes 24 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3 Wuzzuh... so not-addictive... Where am I? You at my gold farm. Gold farm? I'm the only gold raider in this town. Me, Homer the Barbarian. I mean, just a nameless Barbarian. No, I is gold farmer. I cheats the system to get gold for myself. Well, I usually like cheating. But it sounds like you're cheating me. Tell you whut. You give me some that there that thur that purple moonshine and I'll share my gold with you. Share my elixir! Never! I can never let another person taste its non-addictive succulence. Sounds like someone's in denial. Oh, fine. Task: "Make Barbarian Homer Confront Gold Farmers". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm and takes 16 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10