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{{qf|Homer}} Fifty thousand pesos! Woohoo!! | {{qf|Homer}} Fifty thousand pesos! Woohoo!! | ||
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| − | {{qf|[[Professor Oddadore]]}} | + | {{qf|[[Professor Oddadore]]}} Ve are proud to announce dat there vere two families dat scored perfectly on our exams. So, ve selected zem both. First, ze. Homer Simpson family. |
{{qf|Homer}} Yes! We're number one! | {{qf|Homer}} Yes! We're number one! | ||
{{qf|Professor Oddadore}} Und ze Ned Flanders family. | {{qf|Professor Oddadore}} Und ze Ned Flanders family. | ||
Latest revision as of 07:11, May 20, 2021
- Homer: A-bimbo-sphere! Woo-hoo! It's about time this town got another strip joint!
- Lisa: No, dad, it's a biosphere—a science experiment.
- Homer: Huh?
- Lisa: A self-contained animated environment.
- Homer: Huh?
- Lisa: It's sort of like a human habirtail.
- Homer: Oh, I get it.
- Troy McClure: Sound enticing? I thought so, But that's not all! If your family is chosen, we'll pay for fifty thousand pesos!
- Homer: Fifty thousand pesos! Woohoo!!
- Professor Oddadore: Ve are proud to announce dat there vere two families dat scored perfectly on our exams. So, ve selected zem both. First, ze. Homer Simpson family.
- Homer: Yes! We're number one!
- Professor Oddadore: Und ze Ned Flanders family.
- Homer: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!
- Homer: Why did I ever do this stupid biosphere things? My family hates me... I'm totally worthless... And to top it all off, I haven't had a beer in two weeks. Two weeks! Holy moly! it's TV's Troy McClure, star of the hit family series "Ten is Too Many!" what are you doing here?
- Troy McClure: Homer, I'm your fantasy.
- Homer: Then who's the looker?
- Troy McClure: Oh, she's my fantasy.
